The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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pirate
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he upgraded his ourys too.
fucking sweet!
smiley smiley smiley

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 16:14
halbritt
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beartrap wrote:
Not a champion pose, but an old picture of my wife's brother inlaw.

This guy looks like he might kick my ass if he weren't so skinny.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 17:09
snackie
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the intensity
of lifting such heavy, heavy wheels.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 17:28
cookietruck
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he looks like a little version of henry rollins.
anitas boobs are awesome.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 20:15
cris

(|) wrote:
anitas boobs are awesome.

ive been thinking the same thing

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 22:25
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 22:57
Patch
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I shed a single tear of joy for that one Rusty. Still my favorite place in the world right there, but boy my bike tastes have changed.

Sat, 02/07/2009 - 00:58
hambeki
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halbritt wrote:
beartrap wrote:
Not a champion pose, but an old picture of my wife's brother inlaw.

This guy looks like he might kick my ass if he weren't so skinny.

I dunno. Guys who are built like that can often kick more ass than big old bulgy mutant dumbasses.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Sat, 02/07/2009 - 03:24
Rusty Piton
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Yeah, that guy looks like a martial artist.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:07
boneless
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Yeah he looks tuff but his apparent lack of body fat is freaky.

Sat, 02/07/2009 - 10:24
ArtBlur
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Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:11
Elaxion
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artblur wrote:

He has a top tube protector with a dildo bar... why?

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:16
kembear
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He probably has or had drops for it as well. It doesn't take long to swap out a bar/stem combo without a brake to worry about.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:24
Elaxion
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Yeah. But he needs his bike set up in the most tarck of fashunz fo picz.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:26
spaghetti
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where the fuck do you even buy dildo bars? i have NEVER seen them outside of internet pictures

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 11:36
Elderbear
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Is this being propped up with a pile of poo?

Kinda looks like it, doesn't it... hardcore.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 12:17
Elaxion
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houdini logic wrote:
where the fuck do you even buy dildo bars? i have NEVER seen them outside of internet pictures

I believe they're on chari and co but sold out. They're also like 35 bucks I think.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 13:04
everythinghuskie
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houdini logic wrote:
where the fuck do you even buy dildo bars? i have NEVER seen them outside of internet pictures

that rene guy's blogspot

KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 13:15
foofmaster

Elaxion wrote:
artblur wrote:

He has a top tube protector with a dildo bar... why?

his bike is supported by a big pile of poop...why?

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 14:18
Rusty Piton
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EEEEEEWWWWWW

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:32
anomaly

dag yo

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:35
Elderbear
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Repulsively tarck.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 16:38
Tbirdbassist
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I almost wanna say I'd ride that, for shits and giggles.

My big ass on that thing = hilarity.

Wed, 02/11/2009 - 22:22
wickedwagon
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Elaxion wrote:
artblur wrote:

He has a top tube protector with a dildo bar... why?

the dildo bars could actually hit the top tube. i have flat bars on my bike and it hits the top tube. but it's on a schwinn with a super slack ht angle

jordanpattern wrote:
BRING ME THE BINDERS OF WOMEN!

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 00:24
ShinyTravisto
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I just don't get why they have a disc and hed3.... and flat bars

Besides to be tarck as fuck of course

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 00:52
reedreeder
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i just can't get past imagining how riding a bike with those dildo bars wouldn't be any fun at all. even on a bike like that.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:28
RJ
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I know its the cliche and I should be use to it by now but I can get past the idea of acquiring all sort of NJS bullshits to then throw on HED shit and dildo bars.

Tarck is about confusion.

truckdoug wrote:
go fuck yourself, fun hating motherfucker

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 12:44
ArtBlur
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Thu, 02/12/2009 - 14:48
Captain Gnarlock
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WANT

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 14:54
Rusty Piton
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artblur wrote:

Is that a lense under the pedal?
What the fuck?

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:04
MASTODON
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houdini logic wrote:
where the fuck do you even buy dildo bars? i have NEVER seen them outside of internet pictures

sex shop. duh.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:19
Elderbear
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Is that a lense under the pedal?
What the fuck?

Looka likea handgrenade.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:20
beartrap

nevermind

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:28
Elderbear
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MASTODON wrote:
houdini logic wrote:
where the fuck do you even buy dildo bars? i have NEVER seen them outside of internet pictures

sex shop. duh.

That's funny- in the warehouse district of Minneapolis, a place called Sex World is only two blocks from one of the most fixed gear friendly shops in town. Coincidence? Probably, but still.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:34
guggles
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Tbirdbassist wrote:
I almost wanna say I'd ride that, for shits and guggles.

My big ass on that thing = hilarity.

wat?

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:40
ArtBlur
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guggles wrote:
Tbirdbassist wrote:
I almost wanna say I'd ride that, for shits and guggles.

My big ass on that thing = hilarity.

wat?

stop guggling yourself

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:42
guggles
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k sry

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 15:59
brandune
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Thu, 02/12/2009 - 17:10
ShinyTravisto
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Damn thats a badass tandem

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 19:30
Elaxion
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The tape bothers me a lot, but it's pretty sexy as far as pursuit tandems go...seeing as I've never seen one before.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 19:39
zombie

Elaxion wrote:
The tape bothers me a lot, but it's pretty sexy as far as pursuit tandems go...seeing as I've never seen one before.

pursuit? ....way off.

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 19:40
conor
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Elaxion wrote:
pursuit

wat?

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 19:47
zombie

I think we're just shouting out words we've heard on BF.....

CHAINLINE!

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 20:01
y
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RISERS!

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 20:13
SUPERVEEPS
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ASLEEP STYLE!

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 21:06
Elaxion
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Haha well what do you consider a pursuit frame?
I was always under the impression that a pursuit bike was a bike designed for speed and made to be ergonomical to reduce drag?

Thu, 02/12/2009 - 21:22
Rusty Piton
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This:

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:16
hambeki
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Those aren't pursuit bikes. Where is the second rider supposed to sit?

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:42
ArtBlur
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is this rusty's bike?

Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:52
Cult Classic
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haha that front tire is pure win

Fri, 02/13/2009 - 11:56

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