The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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blickblocks
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I think I win on the jackass scale:

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 02:16
Rusty Piton
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Blicks, how does one pump up that disk?
I have a helluva time getting my pump head onto the stem in my trispOk and the hole in that disk looks even smaller.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:10
Cap-Cap
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the disc-st clearance is almost comical

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:31
VT regularbike
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Blicks, how does one pump up that disk?
I have a helluva time getting my pump head onto the stem in my trispOk and the hole in that disk looks even smaller.

I thought there was a special adapter.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:52
zombie

Silca makes a special head. I have one for sale BTW.

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:53
ArtBlur
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:55
ArtBlur
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:56
bad news

artblur wrote:

i've seen that bike somewhere before

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 13:29
conor
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bostonfixed? hkfixed? bfssfg? badass parts thread?

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 13:46
beargrinderrrrrr
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so if my bike and mina's bike are proto-tarck, does that mean old school bfssfg ruined fixed gear?

(i almost typed "fuckxed gear" on mistake. would that have been wrong in the context? i think not)

edit: oh, wait, shants' bike, too. yeah, bfssfg ruined fixed gear.

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 13:49
Rusty Piton
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zombie wrote:
Silca makes a special head. I have one for sale BTW.

How much?
I saw one online but it was like 50 bux or some stupid shit.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 14:44
zombie

Rusty Piton wrote:
zombie wrote:
Silca makes a special head. I have one for sale BTW.

How much?
I saw one online but it was like 50 bux or some stupid shit.

$10 shipped? I think I paid around $12.

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 14:49
Char Aznable
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Whats more tarck: urban background or suburban background?

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 23:23
edw
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suburban garage door

Tue, 02/03/2009 - 23:25
tya

Is that white Colnago actually a Colnago? Doesn't look like one.

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 05:31
beargrinderrrrrr
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i agree.

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 06:40
Elderbear
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A 50s pathracer given tarck treatment.
http://fixedgeargallery.com/2009/feb/1/MathewZimmerman.htm

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:25
ArtBlur
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Wed, 02/04/2009 - 12:26
walrus
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artblur wrote:

SO CREATIVE. i've never seen anything like it before!

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:11
Rusty Piton
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HAHA!!!
Exparamental bikes!!!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:26
brandune
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Those neon bikes are whores, I thought the guys at Fixed Gear London built them for something totally different

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:38
zombie

I built up a copy of one of those neon jobs for a friend. She locked only her front wheel and had the bike stolen within two days. Ha.

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:45
brandune
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ha

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:46
Matthew Trujillo

ha

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:59
walrus
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ha

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 15:01
beartrap

I saw that same picture on 12oz earlier today

Wed, 02/04/2009 - 15:22
catling
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Thu, 02/05/2009 - 00:38
k_phombear
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Francis hates the nudie house

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 01:08
beartrap

Also from 12oz

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 07:38
Rusty Piton
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eeeeewwwww

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 19:25
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 19:32
pirate
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beartrap wrote:
Also from 12oz

lol 12oz

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 20:44
onemorebeer
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whats up with the gay i'm a champion pose

Thu, 02/05/2009 - 21:24
beartrap

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 08:06
Patch
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^^this guy seems legit.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 08:11
beartrap

Cliff is pretty badass. He hasnt been cycling to long an completed the SF to LA Aids ride last year. He's also an amazing tattoo artist.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 08:48
Pat Eisenhauer

Why is Rocco's bike being posted in 2009?

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:16
Rusty Piton
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I was wondering that myself, though we do owe it a debt for being the progenetor of the Jackass thread over at that other place.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:25
Patch
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admit that it's tarck as fuck!

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 10:32
Rusty Piton
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It is but it's just so sad looking.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:07
ArtBlur
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Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:09
ArtBlur
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Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:10
wickedwagon
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tarck is all about the dildo bar.

jordanpattern wrote:
BRING ME THE BINDERS OF WOMEN!

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:23
hambeki
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What is 12oz?

And how in the name of God could anybody ride that horrible Pista saddle?

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 11:35
Rusty Piton
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artblur wrote:

Is this being propped up with a pile of poo?

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:31
Captain Gnarlock
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Rusty Piton wrote:

worst misuse of Ourys ever? y/y

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:34
soss-walla
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It sure looks like it.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:34
xylobear
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crushkilldestroy wrote:
And how in the name of God could anybody ride that horrible Pista saddle?

+ smiley
so uncomfortable.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 12:42
Pat Eisenhauer

Dude upgraded his wheels and cranks but didn't bother to get a new saddle.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 15:28
Rusty Piton
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Sweet flipflop hub brah.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 02/06/2009 - 15:38

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