The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 21:46
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 21:51
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spacetime wrote:

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the hell is that front wheel?

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 21:58
Critical Jeff
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grindmaster flash wrote:
spacetime wrote:

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the hell is that front wheel?

wheelchair

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 22:33
beargrinderrrrrr
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oh, fuck. i wonder how that actually rides. that's so stupid. i don't know if it's just so stupid, or "so stupid it just might work", though.

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 22:37
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haha, my friend actually had one of those wheels. the company is called Teny Rim and they make mtb and bmx wheels also. The hubs are total garbage and i remember it being pretty heavy too.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 22:45
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who the fuck ever thought it would be a good idea to make wheels out of heavier, more flexible, and less durable material than a standard rim/spokes/hub?

doofo wrote:
tarck eats ur soul one lol at a time

Sun, 01/25/2009 - 01:36
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aek wrote:
who the fuck ever thought it would be a good idea to make wheels out of heavier, more flexible, and less durable material than a standard rim/spokes/hub?

Lots and lots of people.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Sun, 01/25/2009 - 02:31
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artblur wrote:

wtf is going on here?

Sun, 01/25/2009 - 04:18
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blickblocks wrote:
artblur wrote:

wtf is going on here?

a tarck softride and a MTB.

Sun, 01/25/2009 - 04:22
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aek wrote:
who the fuck ever thought it would be a good idea to make wheels out of heavier, more flexible, and less durable material than a standard rim/spokes/hub?

Material? They're aluminum. However:

Traditional bicycle rim always bring some uncertain volume of wind resistance when spinning. The bike will start decelerating immediately if you stop pedaling. Uni wheel is designed according to the centrifugal force and windmill theory. While riding, uni wheel will keep cycling and moving on even the pedaling stopped and not decelerates right away. When in riding, it will be faster, easier and also accelerate the speed.

smiley

The performance. They gives you all of it.

Sun, 01/25/2009 - 04:24
pirate
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dayum i gotta get one of those I always wanted to accelerate the speed

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Sun, 01/25/2009 - 05:07
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Sun, 01/25/2009 - 23:57
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 00:00
mander
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^^ Well waddaya know, I like that

Mon, 01/26/2009 - 06:59
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:19
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:25
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:26
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:29
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:47
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:42
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:56
SUPERVEEPS
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thehappyrobot wrote:
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i'm in love!!!!!

Your bike could kick it with that bike.

Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:07
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Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:22
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artblur wrote:

Nice. Are there four layers of tape on those bars?

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:29
beargrinderrrrrr
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pirate wrote:
haha, my friend actually had one of those wheels. the company is called Teny Rim and they make mtb and bmx wheels also. The hubs are total garbage and i remember it being pretty heavy too.

do they sell on ebay? if so, i almost bought a pair of 26" rims from them as joke wheels for my fixed mtb.

Mon, 01/26/2009 - 13:29
beargrinderrrrrr
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http://www.tenyrim.com.tw/

ha ha..."newfangled concept".

Mon, 01/26/2009 - 13:33
Elderbear
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These guys know how to market! I'm spellbound by their "common use hub"... must have.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Mon, 01/26/2009 - 14:01
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Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:27
Blacksail
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Holy shit, there are like 12 different blue's on that one bike.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:28
Elderbear
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Isn't it blue-tiful!?!? hhahahaahaha

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:29
Blacksail
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It really BLUE my mind!!!!!!!

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:30
robobear
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too bad it's a conversion.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:38
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Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:38
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Critical Jeff wrote:
grindmaster flash wrote:
spacetime wrote:

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the hell is that front wheel?

wheelchair

wrong. they're actually a real set of aluminum/magnes. mtb rims that sell from china on ebay. They do look like a wheelchair wheel but are not. i had seen some on ebay not too long ago that are the same thing.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 13:47
sail away!

ok i don't care how long or old this thread is i just wanna say that pista concept in the op is the worst fucking bike that anyone has ever built up ever and i've hated it since the first time i saw it and sincerely hope the owner moves on to a new trend really soon there is NOTHING absolutely NOTHING tarck about that bike whatsoever

add on to the fact that it's his first fixed gear.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 15:20
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sail away! wrote:
ok i don't care how long or old this thread is i just wanna say that pista concept in the op is the worst fucking bike that anyone has ever built up ever and i've hated it since the first time i saw it and sincerely hope the owner moves on to a new trend really soon there is NOTHING absolutely NOTHING tarck about that bike whatsoever

add on to the fact that it's his first fixed gear.

wat

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 15:26
Elderbear
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sail away! wrote:
ok i don't care how long or old this thread is i just wanna say that pista concept in the op is the worst fucking bike that anyone has ever built up ever and i've hated it since the first time i saw it and sincerely hope the owner moves on to a new trend really soon there is NOTHING absolutely NOTHING tarck about that bike whatsoever

add on to the fact that it's his first fixed gear.

Wooooooooah, killer. I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down, now. Y'see, there are two Pista Concepts in the OP, so are you referring to the white one with purple bits er the black one with the spinergy deathwheel?

EDIT: Also, who are you to say what is and is not tarck?

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 15:29
sail away!

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:11
Rusty Piton
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It's ugly, yes.
It's also tarck as fuck.
Yes it is, what you say dosn't matter as you obviously know not of what you speak.
It is by no means the worst bike ever built.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:31
Blacksail
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Yeah, this isn't the jackass thread.

Shit can be tarck, yet totally functional/correct/good etc...

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:39
sail away!

PLASTIC MOUNTAIN BIKE PEDALS ON A BIKE THAT COST 1K+ IS NOT FUNCTIONAL FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS BIKE

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:45
Rusty Piton
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I hate it too, but it is undeniably tarck.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:49
Blacksail
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sail away! wrote:
PLASTIC MOUNTAIN BIKE PEDALS ON A BIKE THAT COST 1K+ IS NOT FUNCTIONAL FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS BIKE

Shit, I totally missed the pedals.

That is pretty Jackass.

Tarck as FUCK, too.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:55
edw
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sail away! wrote:
PLASTIC MOUNTAIN BIKE PEDALS ON A BIKE THAT COST 1K+ IS NOT FUNCTIONAL FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS BIKE

TARCK IS NOT FUNCTIONAL AT ALL!!! GET OVER IT!!!!

also, i hate that bike more then i hate most of the bikes in this thread but that said, i dont have to ride them.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 17:00
Patch
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Yeah that stem isn't very tarck.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 17:29
halbritt
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I thought we decided that Artblur was the supreme arbiter of what is and what is not tarck?

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 17:57
Patch
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halbritt wrote:
I thought we decided that Artblur was the supreme arbiter of what is and what is not tarck?

just the opposite actually. He posts and we decide.

He is the river and we separate the gold anodized parts from the sandblasted aluminum bits.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 18:01
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A picture of my friend coyote's new whip. He has been very secretive about his bike. i can now see why. i almost threw up in my mouth. The rear rim is indeed a carbon wrapped h plus son that i made months before i started selling rims.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 18:50
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That bike is hilariously awful and I hope he wears those pants on a regular basis.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Tue, 01/27/2009 - 18:56

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