The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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GoodEyeSniper
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room203 wrote:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonniebauer/3085741201/ wont let me grab the image url. does that spaceball.gif thing.

There's a REALLY simple trick to getting past those locked out Flickr pictures.

Just go to the VERY bottom edge of that picture and right click, copy location. Not sure why it works, but it works every time:

voila

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 01:58
Omi

waresz the drunk thead>??

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 06:35
Omi

GoodEyeSniper wrote:
room203 wrote:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonniebauer/3085741201/ wont let me grab the image url. does that spaceball.gif thing.

There's a REALLY simple trick to getting past those locked out Flickr pictures.

Just go to the VERY bottom edge of that picture and right click, copy location. Not sure why it works, but it works every time:

voila

fucking ugly converzion imnsho. homeboy's going nowhere real fast.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 06:36
boneless
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^^^That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 07:15
Sneaky Viking
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I absolutely hate it when they spend $130 on rimz, but don't drop the $20 for a Kalloy in 26.2, or whatever their steel-post-having obsolete-ass size is.

I have developed an acronym fer yellin' at jackasses: GARSP!

G et
A
R eal
S eat
P ost
!

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 09:12
volthause

bward1028 wrote:
actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone's selling on here. tarck isn't about nationality, it's about matchey matchey

I get what you are saying color wise, but Union Jack does not matchy-matchy US Air Force.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:41
ArtBlur
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volthause wrote:
bward1028 wrote:
actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone's selling on here. tarck isn't about nationality, it's about matchey matchey

I get what you are saying color wise, but Union Jack does not matchy-matchy US Air Force.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4274

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:43
volthause

artblur wrote:
volthause wrote:
bward1028 wrote:
actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone's selling on here. tarck isn't about nationality, it's about matchey matchey

I get what you are saying color wise, but Union Jack does not matchy-matchy US Air Force.

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4274

Again, I get what you are saying. However....

Great Britain RAF = Union Jack
US Air Force = American Flag, AKA stars and stripes.

I do believe in my heart of hearts that putting an English flag on that bike would be in bad taste.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 13:52
ArtBlur
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volthause wrote:

Again, I get what you are saying. However....

Great Britain RAF = Union Jack
US Air Force = American Flag, AKA stars and stripes.

I do believe in my heart of hearts that putting an English flag on that bike would be in bad taste.

hey, i'm trying to sell a saddle to an imaginary bike owner here. shhhhh.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 13:55
Rusty Piton
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stars and stripes rolls would be pretty boss if you ask me!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 16:49
asterisk
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I'd roll with one of those:

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 17:22
volthause

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I'd roll with one of those:

You should definitely whore your bike pictures more.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 17:43
ArtBlur
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Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:28
Elderbear
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I think that one's even tarcker w/ white veeps n' orange tires

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:30
Face
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Elderberry wrote:
I think that one's even tarcker w/ white veeps n' orange tires

matchy match smiley

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 13:31
sMull

I'd ride that.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:12
SUPERVEEPS
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sMull wrote:
Not a fan of tarck but i'd ride that.

Ok now you really have to leave.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:13
SUPERVEEPS
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Good save but not quick enough!

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:14
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Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:27
Cult Classic
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Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:28
Elderbear
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Those are three of the ugliest abominations I have ever seen... defnitely tarck, though.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:29
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Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:32
sMull

SuperVillain wrote:
sMull wrote:
Not a fan of tarck but i'd ride that.

Ok now you really have to leave.

Damn you're fast, you people are really onto me.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:40
robobear
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spacetime wrote:

Is this tom mosher's?

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:56
Cult Classic
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Oh my tarck.
This is DEFINITELY one of those times tarck and jackass overlap.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:58
Cult Classic
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thehappyrobot wrote:
spacetime wrote:

Is this tom mosher's?

Yes.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:58
Cult Classic
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Thu, 01/22/2009 - 16:26
Rusty Piton
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Fuck off spacetime/kassebaum.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 16:43
Anonymous (not verified)

dougland89;8229734 wrote:
****ty Macbook Pro pictures but until i get my camera this is what i've got.
FTC-Tarck/school setup and then when i got back to MI i'll be taking trips every couple of weeks to the wooden Velo they just built.


Kilo (you've seen it before but i just put on my new EAI cog and now i have my ghetto DIY Doublizers)

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 18:10
SUPERVEEPS
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Ahh everything's backwards I can't tell what's goin on here.

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 18:37
porkchop
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i built this as a joke-bike a while ago, but it was a little too over the top even with jackassery intended.

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Fri, 01/23/2009 - 03:11
pirate
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I posted this in the jackass thread too, but it definitely deserves a place here.


Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Fri, 01/23/2009 - 05:30
aek
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i feel sick. i got to page three and thought i was gonna vomit or something. fuck this thread.

doofo wrote:
tarck eats ur soul one lol at a time

Fri, 01/23/2009 - 05:49
VT regularbike
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porkchop wrote:
i built this as a joke-bike a while ago, but it was a little too over the top even with jackassery intended.

[attachment=0]HPIM1210.jpg[/attachment]

[attachment=1]HPIM1206.jpg[/attachment]

The colors don't quite pop enough for me. I should be writhing in pain from having my retinas scorched by bright colors. I hope it's just because everything is really dirty, because dirty bikes are tarck.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Fri, 01/23/2009 - 09:49
tehtarck
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Fuck off spacetime/kassebaum.

I heart rusty

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 01:24
Rusty Piton
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VT tallbike wrote:
...because dirty bikes are tarck.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 01:58
bigbadwimp

getting a lot of mileage out of that pic huh rusty

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:43
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:03
zombie

lame

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:06
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:08
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:09
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:18
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:31
Cult Classic
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artblur wrote:

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 14:40
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 20:43
robobear
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artblur wrote:

i'm in love!!!!!

Sat, 01/24/2009 - 20:49
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Sat, 01/24/2009 - 21:37
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