The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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Patch wrote:
He's certainly no skeletor.

fcking legs...
fcking trackstands on geared
fck me i suck

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 03:24
room203
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i kinda hate that the cannondale is covered with stickers.

rollin

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 05:15
ArtBlur
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Fri, 01/16/2009 - 11:42
hambeki
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Back211 wrote:
Patch wrote:
He's certainly no skeletor.

fcking legs...
fcking trackstands on geared
fck me i suck

Geared trackstands really aren't that hard.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 12:08
Omi

antcave wrote:

I'm digging this.

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 13:35
vegwerm
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First, shouldn't the name of this thread be changed to "tarck as farck"?

Second, I will always think that a 700 rear wheel with a 650 front looks like dogshit.

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 14:10
Omi

I raced Skeletor once. He couldn't keep up.

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 19:11
EJ
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...I know yer boys, yo look they down with Skeletor...

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 19:17
Rusty Piton
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Skeletor rolls deep.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 20:25
ArtBlur
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Sat, 01/17/2009 - 13:19
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EuroJosh wrote:
...I know yer boys, yo look they down with Skeletor...

Kool Keith was so much cooler with Dan the Automator.

Rusty Piton wrote:
The only thing I hate more than ukulele covers are fucking acapella covers

Sat, 01/17/2009 - 16:41
bward1028

Sat, 01/17/2009 - 16:44
Sneaky Viking
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thurston wrote:

Kool Keith was so much cooler with Ced Gee

ftfy

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Sat, 01/17/2009 - 17:05
Elderbear
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artblur wrote:

Them angles is steep... I know it's up on a stand, which makes the seat tube look like it's 90 degrees, but still.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Sat, 01/17/2009 - 17:17
Tbirdbassist
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My old bikes qualify, Rusty already got my current one.

Sun, 01/18/2009 - 02:11
Patch
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Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:50
Janderson
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artblur wrote:

That's really nice. I love the color scheme.

Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:55
ATX_fix
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i think this is my favorite thread on the forums.

Sun, 01/18/2009 - 14:34
bward1028

this one- not in a good way

Sun, 01/18/2009 - 23:27
robobear
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pengy's long lost cousin?

Sun, 01/18/2009 - 23:33
bward1028

do you think he got the fender first and went from there?

Sun, 01/18/2009 - 23:34
EJ
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Is that a timbuk2 strap pad?

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Mon, 01/19/2009 - 08:31
Rusty Piton
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Pengy upgrade.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:25
mander
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Pengé.

Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:31
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Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:46
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Mon, 01/19/2009 - 10:48
ArtBlur
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Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:12
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:20
zombie

People like their bars so high.

Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:25
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Tue, 01/20/2009 - 13:37
reedreeder
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zombie wrote:
People like their bars so high.

well when you're rollin with a b-17 that's pretty much the only option.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 13:39
Elderbear
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And it's obvious that folks building riser'd tarck bikes have one thing on their mind-

LONG DISTANCE COMFORT... Function over form, man.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 13:54
Captain Gnarlock
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Elderberry wrote:
And it's obvious that folks building riser'd tarck bikes have one thing on their mind-

WHEELIES & BARSPINZ

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 13:59
tehtarck
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fuck, these bikes are tarck

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 14:59
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zombie wrote:
People like their bars so high.

Perhaps he's a randonneur.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 15:00
Elderbear
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jacques wrote:
Perhaps he's a randonneur.

Exactly what I was thinkin'. I wonder how long the wait will be for that dynohub arrosp0k everybody's talking about...

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 15:02
esunbaboon
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This is my friend Shinya's bridgestone he brought over from japan while he was in the US for school.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 15:33
juliov23

i know for sure that 2 of the bikes in this thread are sacramento based. The hello kitty bike and the cannondale covered in stickers with the ellipse w.s

sacramento tarck is growing.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 15:41
tehtarck
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esunbaboon wrote:
This is my friend Shinya's bridgestone he brought over from japan while he was in the US for school.

me gusta la rocket ring

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 17:34
volthause

tehtarck wrote:

me gusta la rocket ring

I think that's a Messenger on RDs.

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 17:52
Patch
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I <3 wonderbike. Think that brake uses that rim?

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 17:54
snails

hanjin wrote:
They are hanging up since they can't ride bastard tarck bikes on teh drome.

oh rly?

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 17:59
EJ
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ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Tue, 01/20/2009 - 22:11
ShinyTravisto
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Wed, 01/21/2009 - 00:26
hambeki
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I remember that bike. I want to kill that bike.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 00:36
Tbirdbassist
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Wed, 01/21/2009 - 01:07
Captain Gnarlock
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/thread

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 01:09
bward1028

what, the US Air Force can't afford a white turbo?

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 01:14
bward1028

actually, to be really tarck, it needs that union jack rolls someone's selling on here. tarck isn't about nationality, it's about matchey matchey

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 01:15
Tbirdbassist
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I'd ride the living fuck outta that bike. TT tuck and all.

Wed, 01/21/2009 - 01:38

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