The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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EJ
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My two clones and I are pretty fruckin tarck when we bust out a team sprint smiley

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 20:52
Whippin Skidz
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Josh: pacelines with himself.

Can we break this thread down ever further into Good Tarck and Bad Tarck?

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 21:26
Cap-Cap
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thats a sweet pic josh

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 21:28
hambeki
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Nice legs Josh.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 21:43
tx_what_it_do

Rusty Piton wrote:

what bars are those

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 21:46
hambeki
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And why in the name of god do people angle them downwards?

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 21:46
TimArchyLime
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EuroJosh wrote:

My two clones and I are pretty fruckin tarck when we bust out a team sprint smiley

Holy shit. That may be the coolest thing I've ever seen. Seriously, it needs to be hanging in my room.

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 22:01
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tx_what_it_do wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:

what bars are those

looks like profile stoker bars.

truckdoug "never turn down free beer, dont stick your dick where you wouldnt put your face, and always ride shimano"

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 23:25
blickblocks
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crushkilldestroy wrote:
And why in the name of god do people angle them downwards?

Because the tops on drops point down?

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 00:19
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:52
hambeki
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Holy angles. That bike looks like it's falling forward.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 10:56
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:04
ArtBlur
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i downloaded some pics from a crappy site , they're tarck but pixlellated :(





Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:18
ArtBlur
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Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:37
ArtBlur
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jarckass

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:38
ArtBlur
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Thu, 01/15/2009 - 11:39
VT regularbike
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Those corima 4 spoke wheels give me a boner.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:00
Larry Winget
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smiley

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:02
ArtBlur
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tarckeemoon wrote:
smiley

link fail

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:05
Larry Winget
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Aren't you glad I fixed it now?

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:06
hambeki
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It still doesn't work! No!

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:07
Larry Winget
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The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:11
ArtBlur
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tarckeemoon wrote:
Aren't you glad I fixed it now?

smiley

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:12
Larry Winget
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artblur wrote:
smiley

<3

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Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:17
hambeki
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I've always been curious if Fatty is a strong rider or if he's one of those gym rats that can't even jog around the block.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:18
xylobear
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crushkilldestroy wrote:
gym rats that can't even jog around the block.

This is what I've always thought. The world may never know.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:51
Patch
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He's certainly no skeletor.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 12:58
zombie

artblur wrote:

this bike is stupid.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 13:01
hambeki
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I'm agreeing with Zombie more and more. WTF is happening to me?

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 13:04
dmotobear
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crushkilldestroy wrote:
I've always been curious if Fatty is a strong rider or if he's one of those gym rats that can't even jog around the block.

i have a friend that works out way too much...
he said he's been upping his cardio lately..... to 10 minutes of walking on the treadmill at 4mph.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 13:20
Elderbear
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dmotoguy wrote:
10 minutes of walking on the treadmill at 4mph.

Woah. This may make him feel good in the moment, but the longterm effects of such stress can reek havoc on the joints in the long run.

Had brunch with my aspiring yuppie friends a little while back and they had "free trial periods" going on at like three different health clubs, talking about all the fabulous contraptions they have and stuff. It made me a little depressed that they saw no other way to be physically active, then glad that I get some sort of exercise just goin' where I'm goin'.

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 13:41
Rusty Piton
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I hate health clubs. They make me depressed. I feel sorry for all the poor saps running in place every time I ride by.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 13:52
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Thu, 01/15/2009 - 13:53
halbritt
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Rusty Piton wrote:
I hate health clubs. They make me depressed. I feel sorry for all the poor saps running in place every time I ride by.

Climbing gym?

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 14:09
Rusty Piton
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That's different.
I can't go climbing on real rock in chicago, so I use simulated rock to train and keep myself in climbing shape.
I can, however, go for a run or a ride and thus have no reason to use a treadmill of stationary bike
Fuck the bullshit.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 14:20
room203
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonniebauer/3085741201/ wont let me grab the image url. does that spaceball.gif thing.

rollin

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 17:21
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 17:26
spaghetti
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tarckeemoon wrote:


a true classic

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 17:42
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 17:47
snails

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 18:39
halbritt
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Risers on the track? Tarck on the track? Tarcktrack? I'm confused.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 19:10
hanjin
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They are hanging up since they can't ride bastard tarck bikes on teh drome.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 19:12
pirate
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Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 22:28
Captain Gnarlock
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Chesini boner

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 22:30
Ant P. BearCave
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Thu, 01/15/2009 - 22:57
Matthew Trujillo

hot

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 23:32
Cap-Cap
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rarely stop

Thu, 01/15/2009 - 23:33
Larry Winget
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The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 02:19
k_phombear
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Stolen Babby

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 02:22
Captain Gnarlock
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way instain tarckbike

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 02:34

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