The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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Rusty Piton wrote:
That's amazing but I'm confused what the barcon is for. 2xSTI + Barcon = Confused.

There's a caliper and a disc in back. It's probably to operate the disc as a drag brake.

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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:32
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:33
Cap-Cap
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neon orgy is the best

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:34
Sneaky Viking
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That tandem does not have enough inspired color-accessory choices to be considered Tarck As Fuck. Maybe Badass, but not Tarck As Fuck.

I mean, dude, I think we can pretty much say black bartape = not TAF.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:35
ArtBlur
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i kinda think all of my bikes are/were tarck.



also... these are tarck as fuck:









Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:39
Elderbear
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Jackass, but-

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:39
curiousincident
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Bandwitch wrote:
neon orgy is the best

Seriously. Shit is insane.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:41
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:43
hambeki
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I really love that Ira Ryan.

I think I posted it in the badass thread a few months ago.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:45
ArtBlur
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can't forget these:










Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:46
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:50
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:52
pixieshatintruck
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^^^^holy shit terrible

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:53
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:53
Elderbear
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Whoa...

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:53
Rusty Piton
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How does this thread not already exist?!?!



emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:54
curiousincident
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artblur wrote:
can't forget these:

Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure what's so tarck about this bike, along with some of the others you've posted that were obviously actually built for TTs and what not.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:55
ArtBlur
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oh.. and these bad boys:









Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:56
ArtBlur
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Elderberry wrote:

Whoa...


Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:00
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:05
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:10
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:13
ArtBlur
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curiousincident wrote:
artblur wrote:
can't forget these:

Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm not sure what's so tarck about this bike, along with some of the others you've posted that were obviously actually built for TTs and what not.

color scheme, tarck design, badass disc wheel

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:18
tjayk
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this thread is full of fail already.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:23
hambeki
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It really is.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:26
curiousincident
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artblur wrote:
color scheme,

Sorta.

artblur wrote:
tarck design,

I guess.

artblur wrote:
badass disc wheel

Being appropriately used.

Just callin' it like I see it.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:28
gerund
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The owner is also a /b/tard

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:28
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:30
pixieshatintruck
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tjayk wrote:
this thread is full of fail already.

of course...its tarck
it sort of making me sick

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:30
hambeki
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I really like that orlowski. I'd ride the hell out of it if it had brakes.

MoonCat wrote:
All bikes are really just overpriced crosschecks with different geometries.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:31
ArtBlur
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IMO DQM/Trackstar popularized the tarck aesthetic:







Wed, 01/14/2009 - 13:31
Tail Hook Lengthener
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crushkilldestroy wrote:
I really like that orlowski. I'd ride the hell out of it if it had brakes.

Yeah, in my view there is no denying the badassness of that bike. The owner also rides one of my other favorite internet-bikes.

Neither are slightly tarck, by the guidelines we use here.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:11
Patch
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curiousincident wrote:
Just callin' it like I see it.

i agree. That bike ain't tarck.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:16
ArtBlur
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Patch wrote:
curiousincident wrote:
Just callin' it like I see it.

i agree. That bike ain't tarck.

you both suck. i posted like 30 bikes and you nit-picky-fuckers argue over minutia. it's tarck because i said it's tarck.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:18
Captain Gnarlock
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artblur wrote:
Patch wrote:
curiousincident wrote:
Just callin' it like I see it.

i agree. That bike ain't tarck.

you both suck. i posted like 30 bikes and you nit-picky-fuckers argue over minutia. it's tarck because i said it's tarck.

BOOM BITCH

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:19
Patch
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Welcome to tarckbike, where artblur posts pictures and everyone else debates about them.

Don't get so hung up on it, just post more pictures ;P

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:20
ArtBlur
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Patch wrote:
Welcome to tarckbike, where artblur posts pictures and everyone else debates about them.

Don't get so hung up on it, just post more pictures ;P

ok
i love you again

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:27
ArtBlur
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CWMD's bike are tarck


Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:34
ArtBlur
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also, from his flickr:

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 15:35
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 16:21
brandune
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My many incarnations of the tarck





...and they all look totally different now!

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 16:33
robobear
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Can't believe noone's posted my old kilo that was the tarckest bike ever.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:10
Rusty Piton
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you post it.
I can't find it.

edit: found it

double edit:

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:17
everythinghuskie
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haha this is so awesome my eyes hurt so bad right now

KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:18
hanjin
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Baller!!

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:24
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:31
waychel

Soon to be the champ:

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:39
y
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Not a fan of this thread idea. Too much overlap with jackass.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:41
Rusty Piton
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Too much toe overlap.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 17:43
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 20:15

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