The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

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Rusty Piton
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The Tarck as Fuck Bikes Thread

Either badass or jackass, if they're tarck as fuck, post em here.
(Tbird's idea)




I kinda love this one:

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:44
series of good ...
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(Reply to #1)

pleeeze tell me this is real.

i want a dayglo bike.

Cross track road it's all good. Cept Tarck. Tarck sucks.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 03:22
DangerCat
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(Reply to #2)

I wish there was some system of color coordination to these bikes but there really isn't.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 03:24
series of good ...
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they are meant to claw out your eyes, why coordinate that kind of thing?

Cross track road it's all good. Cept Tarck. Tarck sucks.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 03:28
k_phombear
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Fri, 08/01/2008 - 03:30
DangerCat
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(Reply to #5)

cc700 wrote:
they are meant to claw out your eyes, why coordinate that kind of thing?

Because I am a dork for color coordiantion. Like if the green bike had orange wheels, and the pink bike has green wheels, and the orange bike has pink wheels. I geek out about that kind of stuff.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 03:40
Patch
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danger_scott wrote:
cc700 wrote:
they are meant to claw out your eyes, why coordinate that kind of thing?

Because I am a dork for color coordiantion. Like if the green bike had orange wheels, and the pink bike has green wheels, and the orange bike has pink wheels. I geek out about that kind of stuff.

I'm with you there. I think i said it before.
If they had four monochromatic bikes and just swapped parts that would be mega badass.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 04:14
DangerCat
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(Reply to #7)

I would love some crazy complicated theme of swapping the parts. Even with 4 colors and 3 bikes I think it could be done extremely well but eh. The bikes still look amazing as is.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 04:31
m4bandit
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(Reply to #8)

I love those bikes.

Bud Light Lime - Flavor With a Twist!

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 08:21
Rusty Piton
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(Reply to #9)

Love.
It's what I feel in my heart.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 09:57
catling
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oh nooooo

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 10:27
Ant P. BearCave
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(Reply to #11)

i like

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 12:09
k_phombear
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zelah wrote:

oh nooooo

Shut it ho.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 14:03
room203
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zelah wrote:

oh nooooo

+87986

rollin

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 14:08
trackstar
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K_Phomma wrote:

damn!!! those are fucking sexy

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 15:40
ArtBlur
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(Reply to #15)

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 16:22
DangerCat
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(Reply to #16)

stop posting pictures of me.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 16:25
ArtBlur
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(Reply to #17)

tarckfarthing?

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 16:36
DangerCat
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(Reply to #18)

omg omg omg I want I want I want.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 16:36
lofarkas
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(Reply to #19)

That trio of monstrosities rocks, but just for the record: shants did it first, shants did it best.

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 17:08
ben
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artblur wrote:
tarckfarthing?

where do you get like a 94 spoke hub?

Fri, 08/01/2008 - 17:16
k_phombear
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(Reply to #21)

Memories

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 00:33
series of good ...
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haha mem- reee! fall asleep in the mooon liiiight...

Cross track road it's all good. Cept Tarck. Tarck sucks.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 00:39
Oh No
(Reply to #23)

is that a fixed tri bike?

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 01:30
k_phombear
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(Reply to #24)

No just a fixed shit bike.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 01:43
aek
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those neon bikes are fukcing retaarded.

doofo wrote:
tarck eats ur soul one lol at a time

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 05:20
gerund
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artblur wrote:
tarckfarthing?

Is that in Santa Cruz? I hear there's a dude there riding around a pennyfarthing like it's his whole identity.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 16:14
DangerCat
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gerund wrote:
artblur wrote:
tarckfarthing?

Is that in Santa Cruz? I hear there's a dude there riding around a pennyfarthing like it's his whole identity.

There is a place that will build them custom for you for about a grand that is down around there.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 16:16
blickblocks
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(Reply to #28)

it's brakeless.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 19:01
DangerCat
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(Reply to #29)

of course penny-farthings are tarcker then most tarckbikes.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 19:05
trackstar
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blickblocks wrote:
it's brakeless.

as evrything should be :)

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 19:12
Lurk
(Reply to #31)

trackstar wrote:
blickblocks wrote:
it's brakeless.

as evrything should be :)

Damn right. When I get a car i'm gonna take those brakes off first fucking thing. Fuck people who can't even operate their vehicles well enough to not use BRAKES.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 20:14
trackstar
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^^good thinking.

better pop off the seatbelts too.

there only gonna slow you down.

Sun, 08/03/2008 - 22:28
Oh No
(Reply to #33)

cars?

seriously?

Mon, 08/04/2008 - 00:03
Teh Muffmuff
(Reply to #34)

gerund wrote:
artblur wrote:
tarckfarthing?

Is that in Santa Cruz? I hear there's a dude there riding around a pennyfarthing like it's his whole identity.

nope, theres no streets that wide out there.

-j

Mon, 08/04/2008 - 00:42
stormy
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(Reply to #35)

K_Phomma wrote:

Memories

I don't think that qualifies as tarck, just ugly as fuck (maybe the jackass thread if it ain't already there).

Mon, 08/04/2008 - 02:36
pirate
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(Reply to #36)

Personally I fucking love that shitty carbon bike. Raw as fuck.

smiley

(I wouldn't ride it as far as I could throw it tho.)

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 08/04/2008 - 04:18
Patch
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That last one is fucking sick.
Post up your bike rusty.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:48
Captain Gnarlock
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more love for the GT here.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 11:48
Rusty Piton
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I know it's gears, but still tarck as fuck.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:00
Rusty Piton
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ROBOT!!!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:07
Cap-Cap
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this thread is gonna be great

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:09
curiousincident
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RUSTY!!!

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:13
pixieshatintruck
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:15
Larry Winget
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The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:17
VT regularbike
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Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:20
Rusty Piton
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tarckeemoon wrote:

That's amazing but I'm confused what the barcon is for. 2xSTI + Barcon = Confused.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:26
dmotobear
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paired spoke on a tandem?

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:28
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:29
dmotobear
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I can't wait to post pics of my new bike, its probably the tarckest bike straight from the factory currently in production...

Purple chain, Celeste Grips, white cranks, white wheels, white san marco seat, white/grey frame..

Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:30
Larry Winget
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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:30

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