Jackass eBay/Craigslist Turn Sandwich of the day

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k_phombear
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It's obviously for Mr. Huf

Fri, 01/09/2009 - 01:29
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Integrated seatposts are a very unfortunate trend.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Fri, 01/09/2009 - 09:05
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Who doesn't want a [url=http://cgi.ebay.com/Custom-Built-Track-spencer-With-2-Brand-New-HED-Wheels_...|65%3A10|39%3A1|240%3A1318]$2500 Capo[/url]?

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:34
bward1028

i dont!

Fri, 01/09/2009 - 11:31
Rusty Piton
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No thank you!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 01/09/2009 - 15:59
blickblocks
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bonechilling wrote:
Integrated seatposts are a very unfortunate trend.

Integrated seatpost =/ seatmast right?

Fri, 01/09/2009 - 16:18
robobear
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Fri, 01/09/2009 - 18:20
Toast
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blickblocks wrote:
bonechilling wrote:
Integrated seatposts are a very unfortunate trend.

Integrated seatpost =/ seatmast right?

my understanding is that a seatmat is cut-to-fit

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 00:09
blickblocks
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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 00:18
pirate
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Wait, so the seller clearly states in the first sentence of the ad that the spencer is stolen? And he is asking 250 for a fucked up janky singlespeed GMC denali when a brand new one costs 160?

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 00:48
Rusty Piton
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"not gonna lie" = I am ripping you off.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 01:13
Jabba Degrassi
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oh yeah, I'm five nine and it's a bit big on me. I'd recommend it to anyone my height to about 6'5''.

lol

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 01:19
pirate
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I'd recommend a thousand dick punches for that jackass.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 01:24
edw
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wait... why is there a shifter attached to the RD. Isn't there adjustment screws for what ever purpose that might serve?

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 03:03
Sneaky Viking
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WHY IS THERE TAPE THERE?!

such epic fail...

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 09:12
everythinghuskie
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KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 13:38
edw
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1) If that wasn't such a piece of shit that spencer would be bad ass.
2) "Custom shoulder pad(for transporting spencer over the shoulder)" Is that what those are for?

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 13:41
blickblocks
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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 16:51
Shortpants
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tempted to call and check out the spencer just to find out who the fuck built that thing.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 17:05
Rusty Piton
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I'd go just to see what it was like to ride a spencer like that.
I have to admit that I'm curious.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 19:04
soss-walla
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"Messenger spencer"

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 19:24
brandune
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Sat, 01/10/2009 - 23:23
brandune
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Aerospoke Rear track fixed gear - $125 (Seattle)

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/987876010.html

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 23:25
pirate
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broken piece of shit- $too many dollars.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 23:46
k_phombear
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Damaged spok

Sat, 01/10/2009 - 23:48
Sneaky Viking
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ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Sun, 01/11/2009 - 13:33
brandune
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Sun, 01/11/2009 - 21:30
kyle!
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Sun, 01/11/2009 - 23:14
Cap-Cap
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BRANDUNE wrote:

saw this one awhile back. i want to ride it so bad, just for the pure experience of those bars

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 00:10
everythinghuskie
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KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 09:11
Sneaky Viking
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^^^ I think the high asking price reflects the gallons of spencer lust used for the photos.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 09:20
Shortpants
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we'll fill this thread if we post all the polished turds that guy tries to sell

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:40
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 11:43
mr. fop
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this guy's on a roll

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 13:14
165
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I would consider buying that and making it my beater if it were half the price.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 15:16
pirate
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That fork looks bent. Which is funny because the fork that it replaced was probably also bent.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 15:22
everythinghuskie
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''empire guy'', the ''turd polishing back yard guy'', and ''off white cum stained sheets draping from the walls for the photo background guy'' all make up that which is douche on the Richmond craigslist spencer section. Them and the occasional moron that just doesnt have enough sense to know that asking 250 for a barbie Magna is wrong.

KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 15:38
Rusty Piton
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Where the fuck is Bartlett?

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 15:41
everythinghuskie
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KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 15:51
165
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Where the fuck is Bartlett?

I think it's out by Elgin.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 16:35
Rusty Piton
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It seems like lots of jackass bikes come out of Bartlett.

Also, the location of this lovely item dosn't surprise me in the least.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 17:05
Sneaky Viking
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the bmx/apehanger bar conversion might be the biggest facepalm in bieks.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 20:34
RJ
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truckdoug wrote:
go fuck yourself, fun hating motherfucker

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 21:05
pirate
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Totally worth $700.00!

how do you even crack a lug like that? it looks like it continues on the other side of the cutout as well.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 21:26
Rusty Piton
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front end collision.
Hence the carbon fork.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 23:35
pirate
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Yeah, your right. But all the headon's i've seen have resulted in a crumpled tube right behind the lugs. That must have been a hell of a crash.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 01/12/2009 - 23:43
halbritt
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Looks like there was an impact right in that area. The headset has been abraded a bit presumably by whatever broke that lug.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Tue, 01/13/2009 - 05:05
Larry Winget
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The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Tue, 01/13/2009 - 19:49
jvdais
Fri, 01/16/2009 - 02:22
k_phombear
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Flex the price? more like flex the chainstays

Fri, 01/16/2009 - 02:42

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