Post pictures of your spencer mess *NOT SAFE FOR ARTBLUR*

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DangerCat
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anomaly wrote:
danger_scott wrote:
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If it's not on the first page of topics it doesn't exist!

Me and Bold actually had a whole converstation about the deadlands of page 2 and 3.

It's just the way of the webnets. People will rarely utilize the search function even if they are looking for specific information.

eh I am never really searching for anything. I just post on recent things. If a thread hits page 2 or heaven forbid 3, I feel like it has run its course.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 13:49
Larry Winget
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Rusty Piton wrote:

Looks like a great way to fuck up your felt.

This thread is making me feel a lot better about my own spencer mess.

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Mon, 08/25/2008 - 14:24
toddistic
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im showing this thread to my wife so she'll see how good she has it!

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 14:40
Rusty Piton
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Shit, that table is so fucked up, it's incredable. Plus the room is way too small for it. I really want to get rid of the damn thing, but I'm too lazy.
Anybody want a free pool table?
PM me.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 14:43
Rusty Piton
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wubbawubbadubbaposta!!!!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 14:50
Larry Winget
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toddistic wrote:
im showing this thread to my wife so she'll see how good she has it!

+ smiley

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Mon, 08/25/2008 - 15:02
lofarkas
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Shit, that table is so fucked up, it's incredable. Plus the room is way too small for it. I really want to get rid of the damn thing, but I'm too lazy.
Anybody want a free pool table?
PM me.

Why the fuck don't I live in your damn city???
Pool rocks.
Well, snooker rocks even more but those tables are ridiculously large.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 15:04
Rusty Piton
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This is a regulation tournement size billiards table.
It's huge and dosn't fit in my house.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 16:06
m4bandit
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crushkilldestroy wrote:
m4bandit wrote:
crushkilldestroy wrote:
With all the crap sitting around all of your apartments, someone has to have a halfway decent 8/9/10spd Shimano wheelset that they'd sell me for cheap.

We'll talk in a few weeks when I have the money for a new wheelset.

Oh and they aren't 105s or Ultegras or Dura-Ace.

That'll probably be perfect timing. I'm trying to con my boss into selling me an old RB-1 frame that he has sitting around.

Good deal, I'll let you know what's up.

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Mon, 08/25/2008 - 16:40
y
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Shit, that table is so fucked up, it's incredable. Plus the room is way too small for it. I really want to get rid of the damn thing, but I'm too lazy.
Anybody want a free pool table?
PM me.

Would you ship to Canada?

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 16:54
lofarkas
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Rusty Piton wrote:
This is a regulation tournement size billiards table.
It's huge and dosn't fit in my house.

It's ridiculously tiny compared to a snooker table. Play area is 12 ft × 6 ft on those.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 16:57
Rusty Piton
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JACQUES wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:
Shit, that table is so fucked up, it's incredable. Plus the room is way too small for it. I really want to get rid of the damn thing, but I'm too lazy.
Anybody want a free pool table?
PM me.

Would you ship to Canada?

Sure, if you come here, disassemble it, pack it, and pay for shipping, it's all yours!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:06
snails

FUCK, i thought mine was bad, so i've been selling off my bikes..
shouldn't of done that then.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:11
series of good ...
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awesome.

my pile's not that much to look at.



that box is fuller than it seems.

Cross track road it's all good. Cept Tarck. Tarck sucks.

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 17:25
ben
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cc700 wrote:
that box is fuller than it seems.

that's what she said

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 23:51
teepz
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tarckeemoon wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:

Looks like a great way to fuck up your felt.

This thread is making me feel a lot better about my own spencer mess.

I don't want to think about how close I was to saying "that spencer isnt a felt, dumbass!"

Mon, 08/25/2008 - 23:55
Patch
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some sweet spencer parking by my friends and me. Mess enough.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:04
DangerCat
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Learn to lock bikes to bikes.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:10
Patch
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We were fucking around... and sitting in those blue chairs you see behind the bikes.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:13
toddistic
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i showed my wife this thread, she didnt care about how clean i am compared to some of you regular jack offs.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:15
DangerCat
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We had a flying spencer locked up near my school that had been there for a few weeks. It was mind blowing.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:15
m4bandit
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bold wrote:
We were fucking around... and sitting in those blue chairs you see behind the bikes.

Please tell me it was a coffee shop and cigarette smoking was involved. Please, oh, please. It doesn't even have to be true!

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Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:18
Patch
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m4bandit wrote:
bold wrote:
We were fucking around... and sitting in those blue chairs you see behind the bikes.

Please tell me it was a coffee shop and cigarette smoking was involved. Please, oh, please. It doesn't even have to be true!

It was a cafe and sandwich place. We stopped there after a 10 mile ride out to get some sandwiches. No cigarettes were involved. I told the dude I couldn't eat cheese and he suggested cream cheese as an option.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:26
m4bandit
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bold wrote:
m4bandit wrote:
bold wrote:
We were fucking around... and sitting in those blue chairs you see behind the bikes.

Please tell me it was a coffee shop and cigarette smoking was involved. Please, oh, please. It doesn't even have to be true!

It was a cafe and sandwich place. We stopped there after a 10 mile ride out to get some sandwiches. No cigarettes were involved. I told the dude I couldn't eat cheese and he suggested cream cheese as an option.

Way to break my heart, bold. Way to break my heart.

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Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:38
DangerCat
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bandit your heart is so easy to break. He really didn't do much.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:41
Patch
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your heart gets broken every time a girl buys a lager.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:41
Rusty Piton
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bold wrote:
your heart gets broken every time a girl buys a lager.

That's me, dude. I broke down and wept on the floor of my office when I learned that gerund rides an SE.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 13:02
DangerCat
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Rusty Piton wrote:
bold wrote:
your heart gets broken every time a girl buys a lager.

That's me, dude. I broke down and wept on the floor of my office when I learned that gerund rides an SE.

Hopefully if all goes according to plan she will be riding the back of a Tandem.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 13:07
ben
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danger_scott wrote:
We had a flying spencer locked up near my school that had been there for a few weeks. It was mind blowing.

a flying spencer?

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 14:00
DangerCat
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Locked up in the air. This one was pretty special bc it was perfectly level and both tires were off the ground.

Wed, 08/27/2008 - 14:08
gerund
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When I was riding home last night I saw this guy locking his spencer up to a crosswalk sign.

To the arm the box is on. It was amazing, all hanging in the air.

Thu, 08/28/2008 - 11:57
ArtBlur
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awesome

Thu, 08/28/2008 - 12:10
snakesakti
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i keep my stuff in bags. eliminates clutter.

Thu, 08/28/2008 - 19:00
stormy
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I was wondering what happened to IRO_KID.

Thu, 08/28/2008 - 20:19
johnnyraja
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I went down to New Orleans around New Year '07 to do some cleanup work. In one house we worked on, every room but the bedroom was stacked floor to ceiling, front to back with stuff. These people were serious pack rats and hat 40 years of shit stacked up all over their house, including every day's newspaper since 196something, still in plastic. Their house hadn't been opened since the hurricane, so this shit had been in there for almost a year and a half since getting waterlogged, just rotting, festering, and playing host to more rats and cockroaches you can imagine. Shit was hazardous.

It was an old couple and their 35 year-old-or-so son. The son was there helping us out and when we dragged hi mattress out to the lawn, we flipped it over and found a porn mag plastered to the bottom. I couldn't help but to start laughing my ass off. The guy got really embarrassed. I felt terrible.

Somewhere there's a cell phone pic of the mountain of garbage we pulled out of those people's house. I'll see if I can find it.

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is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

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Fri, 08/29/2008 - 09:37
Rusty Piton
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As some of you know, I work for a property management company. We have one tenant named Harlan Smith who's about 80 years old and has lived in the same studio apartment for like forty years. He's an incredable packrat with floor to ceiling junk like the picture above. He rides his spencer which he maintains himself every day in traffic.

Edit: I found a picture.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 08/29/2008 - 09:43
m4bandit
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Fantastic. Artblur's heart just esploded.

EDIT: I have a picture of artblur.
[attachment=0]artblur.JPG[/attachment]

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Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:01
Rusty Piton
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Yes!
I aim for murder!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:03
m4bandit
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Then you aim well.

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Fri, 08/29/2008 - 10:26
ArtBlur
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oh my god.

Fri, 08/29/2008 - 12:16
Petr5
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Rusty Piton wrote:
As some of you know, I work for a property management company. We have one tenant named Harlan Smith who's about 80 years old and has lived in the same studio apartment for like forty years. He's an incredable packrat with floor to ceiling junk like the picture above. He rides his spencer which he maintains himself every day in traffic.

Edit: I found a picture.

uh, you guys need to fix the leak above him.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your spencer sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Fri, 08/29/2008 - 13:25
cookietruck
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yeah i saw that shit.
how lame.

Fri, 08/29/2008 - 13:26
m4bandit
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peedtm wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:
As some of you know, I work for a property management company. We have one tenant named Harlan Smith who's about 80 years old and has lived in the same studio apartment for like forty years. He's an incredable packrat with floor to ceiling junk like the picture above. He rides his spencer which he maintains himself every day in traffic.

Edit: I found a picture.

uh, you guys need to fix the leak above him.

It's decorative...
...
......

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Fri, 08/29/2008 - 13:35
bward1028

this is my dorm basement right now, with about half of my bikes.

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:24
Rusty Piton
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m4bandit wrote:
peedtm wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:
As some of you know, I work for a property management company. We have one tenant named Harlan Smith who's about 80 years old and has lived in the same studio apartment for like forty years. He's an incredable packrat with floor to ceiling junk like the picture above. He rides his spencer which he maintains himself every day in traffic.

Edit: I found a picture.

uh, you guys need to fix the leak above him.

It's decorative...
...
......

The leak was fixed years before I even worked here, but it's imposable to get in to fix the ceiling and he dosen't care that there's a huge hole there, so we've left it. I know that some day we're gonna get a call about a horid stench in his hallway and they're gonna send me over to check on him and I'm gonna find his decomposing corpse amidst all the junk. I dred that day.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:33
Whippin Skidz
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i cleaned my spencer area. i think artblur would approve. but i'm tired of taking pictures of my living room and posting them online like some sort of loser. so just take my word.

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 17:05
DangerCat
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jim wrote:
i cleaned my spencer area. i think artblur would approve. but i'm tired of taking pictures of my living room and posting them online like some sort of loser. so just take my word.

pictures or it didn't happen

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 17:09
ArtBlur
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+1

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 17:11
Rusty Piton
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Yeah!
I don't believe you for a second, you fucking lier!!!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 17:22
DangerCat
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Yeah!
I don't believe you for a second, you fucking lier!!!

You are also a liar!

Wed, 09/03/2008 - 17:23

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