Badass MoFo bike O' the day.

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jgarcia186
Badass MoFo bike O' the day.

Post pics of bikes that make you jizz in here. Plz.



Sun, 05/04/2008 - 16:38
Whippin Skidz
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mmmmm, cinelli.

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 16:55
jitensha!

a few random selections from my bikeporn folder.

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 18:26
AZKakaAZK
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somec...love...

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 18:50
muzzy
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I always thought funnybikes look sorta... you know...funny

Usually not very graceful or pretty

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 20:45
TehScientist
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I would ride that cinelli all day long

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 20:49
Mattface

jgarcia186 wrote:
Post pics of bikes that make you jizz in here. Plz.

THose cranks look like they cam off an exer-cycle.

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 21:01
Oh No

you beat me to making this thread.

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 21:40
xylobear
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staring at that somec gives me vertigo in all the right ways.
i'm searching for a picture of VisitorDesigns yamaguchi, i always lose it, but boy do i love that bike.

Sun, 05/04/2008 - 21:43
k_phombear
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Mon, 05/05/2008 - 00:52
Whippin Skidz
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i want a bag that says "baddest badass" on it.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 01:42
Anonymous (not verified)

I love a bunch of the Kalavinkas on their site...

http://www.kalavinka-bikes.com/index_j.htm

you gotta select the bikes option at the top of that page, then click on a track bike photo to get into that gallery.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 03:02
Anonymous (not verified)
Mon, 05/05/2008 - 03:05
zombie


almost my size.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 10:44
Anonymous (not verified)

if they ever start taking orders again I'm $ure they'd be happy to do one up the right size... gorgeous but a tad on the pricey side.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 10:55
jgarcia186

loving the Motta time trial, reversed hoods and all.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 12:05
frankstoneline
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I want to see some FG's with Disk Brakes and fatty tires. I have a soft spot for manly ass hardtail mountain bikes.
On a related note...Schwinn made a "mountain bike" in the 80's (I think) called the mesa runner, if any of you have one I will buy it from you, hook a brother up.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 13:29
coco
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Your wish is my command:


A Trek Superlight turned into a guitar :( I hope the frame was broken and thats why it was guitared

doofo wrote:
tarckbear has a mysterious plan for each of us

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 13:39
Oh No

i guess i have a thing for bikes that look worked

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 14:37
spacehippo

omg that c'dale looks so fucking good. Drops instead of that peg bar though.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 14:50
Whippin Skidz
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dildo bar returns!

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 14:54
frankstoneline
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NitroPye wrote:
Your wish is my command:


A Trek Superlight turned into a guitar :( I hope the frame was broken and thats why it was guitared

thanks...just, thanks.
That kona looks like a dream.
I really want to convert an old school mountain bike to a commuter/all weather do everything bike. Just need to find a frame and stuff.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 22:23
coco
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Thing about SSFG MTB is I would definitely want to ride with clipless for the hills. Without a granny gear I'd need some serious leg strength for the technical climbs. I just put platforms on my dualie which was platforms on a MTB for the first time in ... 10? 11? years? I feel naked not attached but fell a lot more confident in some rock gardens.

Agreed that Kona is boss. I've never run a Marchozzi fork wonder what the front end on that bike feels like.

doofo wrote:
tarckbear has a mysterious plan for each of us

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 00:55
frankstoneline
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NitroPye wrote:
Thing about SSFG MTB is I would definitely want to ride with clipless for the hills. Without a granny gear I'd need some serious leg strength for the technical climbs. I just put platforms on my dualie which was platforms on a MTB for the first time in ... 10? 11? years? I feel naked not attached but fell a lot more confident in some rock gardens.

Agreed that Kona is boss. I've never run a Marchozzi fork wonder what the front end on that bike feels like.

I havent mountain biked since like, middle school. But there are some decent trails in my hometown where I will be for the summer, and I think it's entirely possible I will be bitten by the urge to build up a dope mountain bike on which to gnar about in a general fashion.

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 12:42
surfcat
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Oh baby... :D

Quote:
the gearing is perfect for quick execration

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 22:57
jgarcia186

save for the shitty pic, this thing rules.

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 23:07
EJ
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surfimp wrote:

Oh baby... :D

That kicks so much ass!

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 23:22
EJ
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Chipcom (from bikeforums) has got a bad ass Big Dummy as well.

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 23:26
EJ
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It just hit me that the Surly Big Dummy reminds me of an El Camino.

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 23:27
EJ
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The French got your NJS hanging.

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Tue, 05/06/2008 - 23:40
thurston
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EuroJosh wrote:
It just hit me that the Surly Big Dummy reminds me of an El Camino.

Which is just one of the many reasons it kicks so much ass.

Rusty Piton wrote:
The only thing I hate more than ukulele covers are fucking acapella covers

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 00:01
radbot
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thurston wrote:
EuroJosh wrote:
It just hit me that the Surly Big Dummy reminds me of an El Camino.

Which is just one of the many reasons it kicks so much ass.

+1

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 01:05
Whippin Skidz
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party up front, business out back.

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 01:26
k.ODOMA
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Not a fixed-gear but I still spooge everytime I see this. Spectrum Cycle's 30th Anniversary Frame:

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 04:00
Petr5
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I love the seatpost on the 2nd bike. It must have been before they were even making aero posts.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 14:58
EJ
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schwing!
I don't know if I would want to go as fast as that looks capable of.

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 15:00
Petr5
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This looks weirder and weirder the longer I look at it.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 15:04
jgarcia186

peedtm wrote:

Flippin n00b put the front disc on Backwerdz. jeeeez

edit: Well maybe not, but seems like the graphics should match...im a newb

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 15:14
Whippin Skidz
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yes.

Wed, 05/07/2008 - 20:35
Anonymous (not verified)

If you want a Mesa Runner my friend has one. Just PM me.

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 01:48
Petr5
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This ain't fixed, but I think I'd get along with this guy

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 02:25
TimArchyLime
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I've had dreams of building the mid-race re-fueler. My plan was to make it a tandem towing a keg. The stoker/bartender would refill your bottle as you rode next to them.

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 07:16
~Stuart~

what no drinking hose?

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 10:18
Whippin Skidz
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peed i love your signature. i had that as my desktop for a couple of weeks after he passed.

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 10:39
volthause

peedtm wrote:

That reminds me of a custom a friend of mine made...

more pics

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 11:14
EJ
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This guy must really like bikes.

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 10:22
Whippin Skidz
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pure sex. monster and a hot road bike strapped to it? sex.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 11:12
spacehippo

That is great ^

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 14:51
coco
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Oh baby! Ooooo baby.

Anything with two wheels, but that.. ooooh baby.

doofo wrote:
tarckbear has a mysterious plan for each of us

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 15:08
bward1028

hell of a paint job-

Sat, 05/10/2008 - 10:56
june
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oh yes.

Sun, 05/11/2008 - 14:46

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