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Goddamnit Gunther
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Is that a piece of duct tape covering up a name

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 16:29
kmcdon
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yes

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 16:35
Goddamnit Gunther
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Goddamnit

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 17:48
iwillbe
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(Reply to #19904)

kmcdon wrote:

I assume that the unbelievable handling problems caused by the big flappy garment bag panniers are mitigated by the frankly erroneous saddle position and the wait wait wots all this then electronic shifting? No no it's cool the bars are rotated to the heavens, so I'm sure that the rider's awkward perch with 99.9% of their weight in the exact center of the top tube will balance things out nicely. GATORSKIIIIIIINNNNNSSSsssssss

All music is just the Eagles with different geometry.

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 18:28
joy of vaping
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i fixed it

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 21:05
kmcdon
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(Reply to #19906)

joy of vaping wrote:
i fixed it

took me a while, but heh.

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 21:40
JUGE FREDD
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too bad there's no eTap triple

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 22:00
Gary Fissure
(Reply to #19908)

kmcdon wrote:
joy of vaping wrote:
i fixed it

took me a while, but heh.

:golfclap:

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 22:01
jdsmooth
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i hate riding with a backpack too, but…

Five-foot drops at speed on unstable terrain? Yep.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 09:23
ThurberMingus
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Oh no.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 09:59
jamesacklin
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via Perlhammered DM

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 11:28
kmcdon
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(Reply to #19912)

naw dude

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 11:29
Perlhammered
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Daily Jah, though

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 12:00
fixed
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that cinelli makes me mad for multiple reasons
i feel like it's a joke bike, or at least TRYING to be tarck AF. but the gigantic steerer stack ruins that, even if it's a joke. like even if it was supposed to be a joke, it's not funny anymore because it would be so terrible to ride. but they obviously put way too much time and money into the bike for the handlebar fit to be just part of the joke. i'm irritated.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 12:12
emor
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It's definitely a joke, but the rider ain't the one telling it.

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 13:17
chazzwazzer
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With all that careful curation they’re still missing one matching ano’d chainring bolt. The three Knogs placed in order of descending visibility is amazing, too.

Bars down, levers up, that's the way tarck likes to 'sup...

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 14:44
TimArchyLime
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After putting a steer tube extender, a triple and cheap clip/strap pedals on a 3k madone a bunch of years ago, I'm not doubting the legitimacy of this bike one bit.

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Tue, 01/16/2018 - 20:42
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Anyone who has worked in a bike shop for ten minutes can tell you that customers do that shit to their bikes all the time, or pay us to do it for them.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Tue, 01/16/2018 - 21:35
fixed
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i have not worked in a bike shop for ten minutes and i do not regret that at this particular moment

Wed, 01/17/2018 - 10:26
Endpoint
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https://instagram.com/p/BfL-okpl0TR/

I’m too lazy to try and remember how to post an image from insta when on mobile.

Enjoy this musa garbage fire.

Thu, 02/15/2018 - 19:56
kmcdon
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I guess after he spent all his money on those atrocious shifter/lever things he couldn't afford to spring for the real spurcyclARE THOSE FUCKING KLAMPERS

fffffffff

Thu, 02/15/2018 - 19:59
Endpoint
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Thu, 02/15/2018 - 20:10
Mr. Pubes
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retroshift instantly shits up any bike.

Fri, 02/16/2018 - 09:04
Shortpants
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As much as I like Joey he has awful taste in his builds. I saw that on his instagram yesterday and was just disappointed.

Fri, 02/16/2018 - 12:58
yonderboy
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Pi fixed gear:

Drive-side:

Wed, 03/14/2018 - 22:02
Tail Hook Lengthener
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I hate it in new and profound ways.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Wed, 03/14/2018 - 22:09
Larry Winget
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(Reply to #19927)

yonderboy wrote:
Pi fixed gear:

Drive-side:

Can't stop.
Won't stop.

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Wed, 03/14/2018 - 22:34
joy of vaping
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haha what the fuck, of all the things to make shaped like a greek letter

A for effort though: it looks like pi

Wed, 03/14/2018 - 23:18
emor
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It looks like an abstract version of one segment of the human centipede.

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Wed, 03/14/2018 - 23:34
NOVELTYNAME
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Looks like Keith haring made a bike

"Folks want options!"

Thu, 03/15/2018 - 00:31
wickedwagon
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(Reply to #19931)

Larry Winget wrote:
yonderboy wrote:
Pi fixed gear:

Drive-side:

Can't stop.
Won't stop.

jordanpattern wrote:
BRING ME THE BINDERS OF WOMEN!

Thu, 03/15/2018 - 03:17
Perlhammered
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It's presenting

Thu, 03/15/2018 - 09:49
chazzwazzer
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(Reply to #19933)

Perlhammered wrote:
It's presenting

That’s what I always think with droopy seat stay bikes

Bars down, levers up, that's the way tarck likes to 'sup...

Thu, 03/15/2018 - 13:24
NOVELTYNAME
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(Reply to #19934)

wickedwagon wrote:

"Folks want options!"

Thu, 03/15/2018 - 14:06
mander
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Oh man this page

Fri, 03/16/2018 - 01:41
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Mon, 03/19/2018 - 22:16
drwelby
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I'm into that, and not ashamed to say it.

Naturally, this bike is partially tarck's fault.

Mon, 03/19/2018 - 22:36
ThurberMingus
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Yeah it’s not a Hummer like an H2,

But a hummer like people used to say when you was getting your dick sucked.

Mon, 03/19/2018 - 22:46
NOVELTYNAME
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Montague is the manufacturer of that bike

"Folks want options!"

Mon, 03/19/2018 - 22:56
Shortpants
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(Reply to #19940)

ThurberMingus wrote:
Yeah it’s not a Hummer like an H2,

But a hummer like people used to say when you was getting your dick sucked.

hahaha, first thing I thought of when I saw the bike was, "I can't believe that was a phrase". Like there was even a fucking song!

Tue, 03/20/2018 - 15:13
TimArchyLime
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(Reply to #19941)

NOVELTYNAME wrote:
Montague is the manufacturer of that bike

Pretty sure it was never meant to be a road bike though. Or did I miss something?

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Tue, 03/20/2018 - 23:27
Blakey
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def a 26->700 conversion (look at the brakes)

Tue, 03/20/2018 - 23:59
Larry Winget
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#whatbrakes

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Wed, 03/21/2018 - 00:25
Viggen
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This is some carefully curated bullshit...

Whippin Skidz wrote:
This is tarck, there is a complicated solution to everything and we will endlessly discuss until an agreed upon solution has been tabled. This is out of your hands now.

Thu, 03/29/2018 - 15:32
iwillbe
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ignoring the component choices on that purple bike, it's a huge misstep to keep the labels on the rims - it's not in keeping with the overall vibe

All music is just the Eagles with different geometry.

Thu, 03/29/2018 - 15:34
Rusty Piton
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That bike is in Japan, right?
It's gotta be.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 03/29/2018 - 16:09
Shortpants
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It has a simworks sticker on the frame, yikes. The build screams japan, the park behind it says otherwise.

Fri, 03/30/2018 - 03:11
imoscardotcom
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not sure what pisses me off more, the stupid component choices or the entire thing being out of focus

Mon, 04/02/2018 - 15:17
hiimjoshimabike
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(Reply to #19949)

imoscardotcom wrote:
not sure what pisses me off more, the stupid component choices or the entire thing being out of focus

Just ride your fucking bike and don't be a dick about it.

Mon, 04/02/2018 - 19:29
mander
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Ugh, so many details

Fri, 04/06/2018 - 01:17

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