Jackass Turn Sandwich of the day

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Goddamnit Gunther
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Is that a piece of duct tape covering up a name

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 16:29
kmcdon
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yes

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 16:35
Goddamnit Gunther
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Goddamnit

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 17:48
iwillbe
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(Reply to #19904)

kmcdon wrote:

I assume that the unbelievable handling problems caused by the big flappy garment bag panniers are mitigated by the frankly erroneous saddle position and the wait wait wots all this then electronic shifting? No no it's cool the bars are rotated to the heavens, so I'm sure that the rider's awkward perch with 99.9% of their weight in the exact center of the top tube will balance things out nicely. GATORSKIIIIIIINNNNNSSSsssssss

All music is just the Eagles with different geometry.

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 18:28
joy of vaping
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i fixed it

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 21:05
kmcdon
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(Reply to #19906)

joy of vaping wrote:
i fixed it

took me a while, but heh.

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 21:40
JUGE FREDD
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too bad there's no eTap triple

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Thu, 01/11/2018 - 22:00
Sneaky Viking
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(Reply to #19908)

kmcdon wrote:
joy of vaping wrote:
i fixed it

took me a while, but heh.

:golfclap:

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Thu, 01/11/2018 - 22:01
jdsmooth
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i hate riding with a backpack too, but…

Five-foot drops at speed on unstable terrain? Yep.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 09:23
ThurberMingus
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Oh no.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 09:59
jamesacklin
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via Perlhammered DM

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 11:28
kmcdon
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(Reply to #19912)

naw dude

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 11:29
Perlhammered
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Daily Jah, though

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 12:00
fixed
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that cinelli makes me mad for multiple reasons
i feel like it's a joke bike, or at least TRYING to be tarck AF. but the gigantic steerer stack ruins that, even if it's a joke. like even if it was supposed to be a joke, it's not funny anymore because it would be so terrible to ride. but they obviously put way too much time and money into the bike for the handlebar fit to be just part of the joke. i'm irritated.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 12:12
emor
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It's definitely a joke, but the rider ain't the one telling it.

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 13:17
chazzwazzer
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With all that careful curation they’re still missing one matching ano’d chainring bolt. The three Knogs placed in order of descending visibility is amazing, too.

Fri, 01/12/2018 - 14:44

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