Jackass Turn Sandwich of the day

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Tail Hook Lengthener
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I gave them names in Strava, based on my what former coworker referred to them as ("Yellow Fellow", "Harry Elafonte").

But I'll rename them all Spencer, per Tarck ordinance 69.420.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:07
ckd
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(Reply to #19752)

Perlhammered wrote:
All bikes are named Spencer, and they're all Raleighs

All Spencers are just Raleighs with different geometries.

Spencer Raleigh, Medical Panini

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:37
Rusty Piton
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Blue Spencer
Black Spencer
Orange Spencer
Purple Spencer
Fat Spencer
Cargo Spencer

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:39
oogens
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thought that was a wordfilter for a second

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:44
Rusty Piton
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Not yet it's not.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:48
fixed
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let's just wordfilter any human name to "spencer"
that won't confuse anything

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 12:54
Whippin Skidz
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All my fun wordfilters were voted down and removed so I won't create a new one but damn I'm tempted

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 13:05
Rusty Piton
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Ya gotta do it! Fuck the man!
tarck.spencer

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 15:05
mdilthey
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"My Pugsley"
"My other bike spencer"

26/M/41t N/W

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 17:44
Face
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TC I don't like the name Spencer. Reminds me of that alt right bag of dicks.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 18:18
eric_ssucks
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(Reply to #19761)

Face wrote:
TC I don't like the name Spencer. Reminds me of that alt right bag of dicks.

Just don't go around punching bikes!

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 18:21
Face
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I only punch nazis.

TC I've never actually punched a nazi.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 18:25
Goddamnit Gunther
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(Reply to #19763)

mdilthey wrote:
"My Pugsley"
"My other bike spencer"

Did I just name my Scott Spencer?

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 19:07
jawn doe
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a coworker (not really a "bikes" person) calls my hunter ditherer my "happy purple spencer"

i really like that.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 21:15
Face
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I want a purple bike

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 21:49
mander
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Plastic Spencer

Metal Spencer

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:14
ckd
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(Reply to #19767)

Face wrote:
TC I don't like the name Spencer. Reminds me of that alt right bag of dicks.

It certainly is a generic-ass white guy name.

Spencer Raleigh, Medical Panini

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:17
Face
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Sorry if any of y'all are named Spencer.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:28
Whippin Skidz
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(Reply to #19769)

Face wrote:
I want a purple bike

The HG jealousy had me considering stripping down my spencer to powdercoat it purple. Thankfully I'm way too lazy for that.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:47
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Mods please retitle PYB thread accordingly.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Thu, 11/09/2017 - 00:14
emor
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LOL'ing at spencer

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Thu, 11/09/2017 - 17:28

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