Jackass Turn Sandwich of the day

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Tail Hook Lengthener
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I gave them names in Strava, based on my what former coworker referred to them as ("Yellow Fellow", "Harry Elafonte").

But I'll rename them all Spencer, per Tarck ordinance 69.420.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:07
ckd
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(Reply to #19752)

Perlhammered wrote:
All bikes are named Spencer, and they're all Raleighs

All Spencers are just Raleighs with different geometries.

Spencer Raleigh, Medical Panini

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:37
Rusty Piton
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Blue Spencer
Black Spencer
Orange Spencer
Purple Spencer
Fat Spencer
Cargo Spencer

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:39
oogens
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thought that was a wordfilter for a second

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:44
Rusty Piton
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Not yet it's not.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 11:48
fixed
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let's just wordfilter any human name to "spencer"
that won't confuse anything

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 12:54
Whippin Skidz
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All my fun wordfilters were voted down and removed so I won't create a new one but damn I'm tempted

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 13:05
Rusty Piton
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Ya gotta do it! Fuck the man!
tarck.spencer

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 15:05
mdilthey
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"My Pugsley"
"My other bike spencer"

26/M/41t N/W

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 17:44
Face
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TC I don't like the name Spencer. Reminds me of that alt right bag of dicks.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 18:18
eric_ssucks
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(Reply to #19761)

Face wrote:
TC I don't like the name Spencer. Reminds me of that alt right bag of dicks.

Just don't go around punching bikes!

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 18:21
Face
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I only punch nazis.

TC I've never actually punched a nazi.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 18:25
Goddamnit Gunther
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(Reply to #19763)

mdilthey wrote:
"My Pugsley"
"My other bike spencer"

Did I just name my Scott Spencer?

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 19:07
jawn doe
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a coworker (not really a "bikes" person) calls my hunter ditherer my "happy purple bike"

i really like that.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 21:15
Face
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I want a purple bike

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 21:49
mander
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Plastic Spencer

Metal Spencer

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:14
ckd
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(Reply to #19767)

Face wrote:
TC I don't like the name Spencer. Reminds me of that alt right bag of dicks.

It certainly is a generic-ass white guy name.

Spencer Raleigh, Medical Panini

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:17
Face
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Sorry if any of y'all are named Spencer.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:28
Whippin Skidz
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(Reply to #19769)

Face wrote:
I want a purple bike

The HG jealousy had me considering stripping down my bike to powdercoat it purple. Thankfully I'm way too lazy for that.

Wed, 11/08/2017 - 23:47
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Mods please retitle PYB thread accordingly.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Thu, 11/09/2017 - 00:14
emor
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LOL'ing at spencer

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Thu, 11/09/2017 - 17:28
lukasz
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Sun, 11/26/2017 - 20:18
TimArchyLime
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WTF: who makes a carbon fork with a meter long steer tube?

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Sun, 11/26/2017 - 20:59
DaFROG
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its actually 287mm head tube the steerer is 370mm (the listing is also quite shit as to measurements).
as far as i can make out it's only 557mm top tube and 570 seat tube so it more a medium to large with old man/t-rex head tube

We have assembled an international voltron of geometry, marketing and metallurgy experts working around the clock and have determined that your bike sucks

Sun, 11/26/2017 - 21:03
JUGE FREDD
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triple extra medium

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Sun, 11/26/2017 - 23:36
Larry Winget
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(Reply to #19776)

"The guys name was put on by the Factory
They charge extra for that..."

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Mon, 11/27/2017 - 00:18
newellbt

Earl King is an bicycle folk hero

Mon, 11/27/2017 - 14:51
newellbt

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 18:03
NOVELTYNAME
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What seems to be the problem?

"Folks want options!"

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 18:47
eric_ssucks
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look at the bike area.

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 18:58
Endpoint
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smiley

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 18:58
NOVELTYNAME
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Mustache
Cantis
Boner stem
Starfish cranks
Gumwalls

I’m missing it

"Folks want options!"

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 19:21
NOVELTYNAME
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Looks like a parts bin

"Folks want options!"

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 19:21
bward1028
(Reply to #19784)

NOVELTYNAME wrote:
I’m missing it

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 20:38
liquify
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Oh, Mig.

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 20:39
Gary Fissure

The floor is clean.

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 21:07
Goddamnit Gunther
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The more I look at that thing, the more fucked up it gets.
I really like it a lot

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Thu, 11/30/2017 - 22:49
mdilthey
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Reddit repost:

26/M/41t N/W

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 02:43
Perlhammered
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Fri, 12/01/2017 - 09:52
shane.rrr
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(Reply to #19790)

Perlhammered wrote:

what is going on with the front axle?

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 10:01
Perlhammered
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Fri, 12/01/2017 - 10:22
shane.rrr
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I've seen some softtail frames on ebay. Are they a bad idea? Just ok? Worth buying?

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 11:02
shane.rrr
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Look at the front light. Its mounted on the headtube which means it doesn't turn with the wheel, so you are turning into darknesss and its not illuminating the road ahead.

EDIT and a rim dyno instead of just using a hub...

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 11:13
ergott
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Looks like he wanted to the same forward offset between the saddle and front axle.

If someone on here did it, I'd probably like it. Since it was done by someone I don't know, they're a fucking idiot.

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 12:47
drwelby
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There's a lot of JA "innovation" on that bike but I really want to try that fork.

Naturally, this bike is partially tarck's fault.

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 13:01
kmcdon
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wait a sec tho

what happens with the fork suspension when you apply braking power?

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 13:03
NOVELTYNAME
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(Reply to #19797)

shane.rrr wrote:
EDIT and a rim dyno instead of just using a hub...

This is the velogical dynamo aka confusing pita aka design it into your frame build

"Folks want options!"

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 13:07
drwelby
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(Reply to #19798)

kmcdon wrote:
wait a sec tho

what happens with the fork suspension when you apply braking power?

The brake wants to extend the fork against the dive, so ideally nothing. But I haven't done the analysis to see where it ends up on the anti-dive spectrum.

Naturally, this bike is partially tarck's fault.

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 13:15
emor
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(Reply to #19799)

mdilthey wrote:
Reddit repost:

why is this jackass

i think it's cool

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 17:31
mdilthey
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I see this thread as the “this bike amuses me” thread. Imagine me smiling and winking at that bike, going “Heh, ya jackass!”

26/M/41t N/W

Fri, 12/01/2017 - 19:16

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