Jackass Turn Sandwich of the day

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zombie

Yeah the cable goes into the bottom of the "wing" on the left.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 14:15
Whippin Skidz
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looks like they ran out of bar tape too soon on the right hand side.

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 16:30
kevinwulf
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NitroPye wrote:
Speaking of BSG, this bike is called the imperial tie fighter

Looks more like a Klingon bird of prey to me

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 01:47
kevinwulf
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TehScientist wrote:
so... I guess it's cool to convert an eddy merckx road bike from 1974 that was in good condition...

Those Falcon Merckx bikes are low-grade. They also did a mixte version that I'd love to have, just 'cos it's a mixte with Eddy's head on the seat-tube. Someone should turn up to a cat 5 race on one.

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 01:54
johnnyraja
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NitroPye wrote:
johnnyraja wrote:
NitroPye wrote:
I wish my bars looked like an original battlestar galactica cylon ship.

The problem is that by now the cylons have developed bars that look just like your average risers with Ourys...

And there are 12 colors. Only 6 have are known.

Can someone embed an incredibly crappy Dylan cover?

Then we can all scream, "It's in the fraaackin tarck!"

miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 07:48
volthause

backwards risers. winz.

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 11:36
EJ
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Oh shit, for serious.

ckd wrote:
Hey Josh, WTF is up with your signature?

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 18:05
radbot
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WTF?

Seriously, I thought that SSFG Jackass thread was something epic.

I'm just now realizing the potential that this place has to completely erase it from my memory.

Where the fuck do these bikes come from?

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 19:44
coco
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A bad place.

doofo wrote:
tarckbear has a mysterious plan for each of us

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 22:13
Whippin Skidz
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show me on this doll where the bikes come from.

Thu, 05/08/2008 - 22:32
Rusty Piton
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This shitz tarck as fuck!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 10:40
Whippin Skidz
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i'd rock that. those cranks are bad ass

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 11:05
Nicholias

metaljim wrote:
... those cranks are bad ass

I know it. I've been looking for a set of StrongLights just like those, but have failed to find a set that's both in price range and not french thread.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 11:41
Whippin Skidz
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i've got some tourney's that are similar in profile, but nowhere near as cool. the spider is what makes those cranks.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 12:53
edw
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How does the french thread apply here? Can these be fit on to a standard bottom bracket? or is it just the crank puller that needs to be french threaded, if so, i think the park is double sided and then there would be no problem.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 14:28
Anonymous (not verified)

volthause wrote:

backwards risers. winz.

i still cant figure out if velospoace is an image gallery for bikes or suburban garage doors

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 14:34
disturbedfan666

Rusty Piton wrote:
This shitz tarck as fuck!

it's a good way to practice ur wheelies

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 14:48
Whippin Skidz
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crustycog wrote:
volthause wrote:

backwards risers. winz.

i still cant figure out if velospoace is an image gallery for bikes or suburban garage doors

a little of both i think.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 15:15
Nicholias

edw wrote:
How does the french thread apply here? Can these be fit on to a standard bottom bracket? or is it just the crank puller that needs to be french threaded, if so, i think the park is double sided and then there would be no problem.

French threads apply to the pedal spindles. English threads (more common and pretty much the standard) are something like 9/16"x20tpi while French threads are like 14x1.25mm. Since french threaded cranks have a slightly smaller spindle, they can be retapped to english, but I'd like to avoid that level of effort and need for specialty tools.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 15:27
edw
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thanks. now i think i hate the french even more

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 15:36
Rusty Piton
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I'd roll that Grand Luxe all over creation!

But I wouldn't post it half built on the interwebz.

I do love the atmosphere in the bathroom though.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 15:37
Anonymous (not verified)

crustycog wrote:
volthause wrote:

backwards risers. winz.

i still cant figure out if velospoace is an image gallery for bikes or suburban garage doors

the fucks with that stem

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 17:10
Nicholias

trueager wrote:
the fucks with that stem

It's not a tumor!

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 17:11
Whippin Skidz
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i think that's just the shadow you're seeing.

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 17:12
Anonymous (not verified)

metaljim wrote:
i think that's just the shadow you're seeing.

shit you're right

Fri, 05/09/2008 - 23:04
VT regularbike
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You mean you don't like the idea of a gusseted stem?

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Sat, 05/10/2008 - 18:57
yung jeezy
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super tarck! even if it is mine.
http://velospace.org/node/9417

Sun, 05/11/2008 - 01:16
volthause

usblm?

Sun, 05/11/2008 - 10:28
bward1028

bward1028 wrote:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2008/may/1/MatthewBronner.htm

did someone really need to take a pic of this one?

smiley

Sun, 05/11/2008 - 22:12
catling
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yung jeezy pdx wrote:
super tarck! even if it is mine.
http://velospace.org/node/9417

you are the only person allowed to post their on bike in this sort of thread

Sun, 05/11/2008 - 22:15
k_phombear
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I love your bike though Jerome.

Sun, 05/11/2008 - 23:44
yung jeezy
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thats cause my bike is sweet!

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 00:50
Timmy T

yung jeezy pdx wrote:
super tarck! even if it is mine.
http://velospace.org/node/9417

Brake under saddle FTW

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 04:29
blaupunkt
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Yo Jerome, I challenge you with my bike:

And yeah, ban me for posting this if you wanna, it's not even on Velospace hah!

Suicide hub, quick-release skewers & brakeless, MTB trispoke on front, but still missing that toptube pad, damn.

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 05:05
ryand

I made this one as bait for the BFSSFG thread. It kinda worked, but it was the same time that freeskihp made his, and people ate his up a little more.

Fuji Tarck Pro:

Actually, the bike is almost built now. I need to get on that..

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 10:39
johnnyraja
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miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 12:24
Rusty Piton
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Here it is soney jim!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 13:09
bward1028

i wonder how well those stays can take brakeless riding

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 13:53
frankstoneline
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Jussi wrote:
Yo Jerome, I challenge you with my bike:

And yeah, ban me for posting this if you wanna, it's not even on Velospace hah!

Suicide hub, quick-release skewers & brakeless, MTB trispoke on front, but still missing that toptube pad, damn.

what is that front wheel!?!?! I want!

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 14:03
coco
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frankstoneline wrote:
Jussi wrote:
Yo Jerome, I challenge you with my bike:

And yeah, ban me for posting this if you wanna, it's not even on Velospace hah!

Suicide hub, quick-release skewers & brakeless, MTB trispoke on front, but still missing that toptube pad, damn.

what is that front wheel!?!?! I want!

Hows your dental insurance?

doofo wrote:
tarckbear has a mysterious plan for each of us

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 15:00
ben
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How's your mom? Tell her I said hi.

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 15:57
ben
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ba-zing

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 15:57
blaupunkt
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My red hot front is an Inferno MTB wheel from Germany or Switzerland or somewhere. I heard it's the new Arrospok.

And approved by teh mighty Tarck Bear too. smiley

Mon, 05/12/2008 - 17:14
phil
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Here it is soney jim!

if you have clipless pedals, then add clips, what do you end up with?

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 02:03
kyle!
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I've always thought those were kinda neat. Those clips there. The ones that are made to attach to Look pedals. Those, right up there.
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 02:26
johnnyraja
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Here it is soney jim!

Tahnk you sir may I have another?

miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 09:37
johnnyraja
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Rocco upgraded

And powdercoated his stem

miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 09:41
JACOB PRIEST

philatio wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:
Here it is soney jim!

if you have clipless pedals, then add clips, what do you end up with?

holy fuck thats retarded.....

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 09:51
johnnyraja
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bward1028 wrote:
i wonder how well those stays can take brakeless riding

I have a friend who has a carbon/aluminum lugs Alan that he used to ride brakeless/fixed. It is now this wicked beast, if that answers your question.

miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 09:51
johnnyraja
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JACOB PRIEST wrote:
philatio wrote:
Rusty Piton wrote:
Here it is soney jim!

if you have clipless pedals, then add clips, what do you end up with?

holy fuck thats mentally handicapped.....

Actually it's kind of track, but this is tarck, so...

miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Tue, 05/13/2008 - 10:01

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