Our Lady of Perpetual Spin T-Shirts

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jimmythefly
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Our Lady of Perpetual Spin T-Shirts



Purchase here:
ladyofperpetualspin

BE SURE TO CLICK ON "MORE COLORS" TO SEE ALL POSSIBLE TSHIRT COLORS AVAILABLE

3 ink colors, mens or women's styles. The tshirt company claims that the neon colors are quite a bit brighter in reality than on your screen.

Sizing info here:
MENS: https://www.bellacanvas.com/spec/2016_3650_US.pdf
WOMENS: https://www.bellacanvas.com/spec/2016_6650_US.pdf

I set this up through a company where you can purchase and have shipped directly to you, that way I don't have to deal with anything.
The order period is open until September 22nd. Then a week for production, then shipping. So I would expect these to arrive on doorsteps around Oct. 5th.

If you want to organize a group purchase with yourself and some buddies all in the same city or something go for it.

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 19:24
emor
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Sweeeeeet

FYI buy link is broken, have to delete some of it to make it work

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 19:48
emor
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BOUGHT ONE

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 19:51
jimmythefly
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Linky fixed.

I'm going to open this to other bike dorks I know here in Seattle, unless there is general outcry to keep it Tarck only.

deadforkinglast wrote:
But honestly, I have no idea how I am going to follow through on that plan and I already have a pretty rad bike. I think I just like fucking with my bikes.

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 20:25
kmcdon
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ordered.

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 21:23
Blakey
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Yo Prison Islanders, group buy?
I put 1/2/3/10 in the cart and it's $15 shipping flat by the looks.

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 21:33
jeffro
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Thanks for doing this, Jimmy!

ETA: Ordered!

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 21:35
b-roll
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consumed!

"You know it's dumb. I know it's dumb. But fuck it, I still love it."

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 22:08
Goddamnit Gunther
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God yes totally ordered

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 22:16
ShinyTravisto
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Consramed

Wed, 09/06/2017 - 23:44
mander
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consumpted

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 01:47
motorbacon
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yessssssssssssssssss

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 02:25
lofarkas
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This is the first tarckchandising item I'm tempted to buy. Well done!
BTW I think it would be better if it was kept tarcker-only... Not that I will ever see one in the wild here in Europe.

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 02:41
Petr5
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Maybe you can send me one of these for Christmas smiley

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 04:16
wickedwagon
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Ordered.

jordanpattern wrote:
BRING ME THE BINDERS OF WOMEN!

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 09:09
schultzor
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consumered

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 10:27
Rusty Piton
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Hell yeah! Bought one!
TC: To my shame, I no longer have a single bike with a square taper bottom bracket because the 9000 is just so damn good.
IMPORTANT EDIT: My xtracycle still has one!

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 10:33
kmcdon
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I have 5 bikes with un55 bottom brackets.....

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 11:06
lofarkas
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boughted

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 11:23
ShartAttack
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Anybody have a clue what fit is like on these? I'm between XL and XXL on t-shirts a lot these days so if they fit small then I might get XXL.

Former RAGBRAI enthusiast

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 14:34
Shortpants
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I havent had a un54/55 in a bike in years. But I still have a fresh one sitting in my toolbox 'just in case'

consumed!

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 15:22
akasnowmaaan
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What's the international shipping cost to the socialist hellhole of Sweden? Can't find it in that goddamn site.

bork bork bork

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 15:22
lofarkas
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All signs point to $15

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 15:39
akasnowmaaan
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Yep! Thanks. Ordered.

bork bork bork

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 15:56
fixed
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what if i've never actually had a bike with said bottom bracket? would i be ultimate poseur if i bought one?

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 16:53
jimmythefly
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When you accept UN54 into your heart there is no test. Faith without experience is the essence of belief. Go now and spin ever more.

deadforkinglast wrote:
But honestly, I have no idea how I am going to follow through on that plan and I already have a pretty rad bike. I think I just like fucking with my bikes.

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 17:09
cheese
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Ordered to surprise a non-tarck bike buddy.

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 17:21
DaFROG
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(Reply to #27)

jimmythefly wrote:
When you accept UN54 into your heart there is no test. Faith without experience is the essence of belief. Go now and spin ever more.

amen brother smiley

We have assembled an international voltron of geometry, marketing and metallurgy experts working around the clock and have determined that your bike sucks

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 18:25
Shortpants
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I sent the link to my best friend of many years who is a bike mechanic. He said, "what is that?"

Currently questioning the future of our friendship.

Thu, 09/07/2017 - 18:48
Wintage Townie
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Should you try and get Prollz to put this on his blog? You could sell a shitton that way.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 01:15
NOVELTYNAME
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Going to need to print a round of tanks if that happens

If you made white tanks the. I could get my wife to do some indigo dying

"Folks want options!"

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 01:29
Blakey
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^ y tho? Unless a large print run results in Jimmy getting a cut to fund building his ditherer, or keeping the server in electrons and whisk(e)y, is there a need to get more of these out there in the wild? I think it's a sw8 niche nerd shirt for those that get it, be they tarckers or friends of tarckers, but beyond that, eh.

Echoing shart, is that sizing 'husky american'? I measured a couple of tees that are S/M and they're ~42-43cm pit to pit laid flat, which is ~17". I checked some american apparel shirts in XS/S/M and they're ~16/17/18" pit to pit.

The XS shirt is 17 3/8" (or 139/8" ;) ), bigger than my medium shirts and nearly an AA-med? Seems like XS is right for me, but I don't want a skintight shirt.

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 01:42
oogens
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ya, lets finish this order, then set the price to 35 and send to prollz atmo

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 02:23
hiimjoshimabike
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Hor d'oeuvred!

Just ride your fucking bike and don't be a dick about it.

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 08:13
crabbi
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done

Sneaky Viking wrote:
if you're here, you probably fucked up somewhere along the line.

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 09:49
fixed
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(Reply to #35)

jimmythefly wrote:
When you accept UN54 into your heart there is no test. Faith without experience is the essence of belief. Go now and spin ever more.

i bought one thanks to this

Fri, 09/08/2017 - 11:46
mdilthey
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Ordered

And I don't even use square taper

I'm a poser!

My whole life is a sham!

26/M/41t N/W

Sat, 09/09/2017 - 01:09
fixed
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^^ in this crue

Mon, 09/11/2017 - 15:57
JUGE FREDD
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(Reply to #38)

Blakey wrote:
Echoing shart, is that sizing 'husky american'? I measured a couple of tees that are S/M and they're ~42-43cm pit to pit laid flat, which is ~17". I checked some american apparel shirts in XS/S/M and they're ~16/17/18" pit to pit.

The XS shirt is 17 3/8" (or 139/8" ;) ), bigger than my medium shirts and nearly an AA-med? Seems like XS is right for me, but I don't want a skintight shirt.

ah shit I ordered smalls

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Mon, 09/11/2017 - 17:54
ShartAttack
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I rolled the dice and ordered an XL. As I always say, I probably need to lose some weight anyway

Former RAGBRAI enthusiast

Mon, 09/11/2017 - 22:29
aerobear
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(Reply to #40)

JUGE FREDD wrote:
Blakey wrote:
Echoing shart, is that sizing 'husky american'? I measured a couple of tees that are S/M and they're ~42-43cm pit to pit laid flat, which is ~17". I checked some american apparel shirts in XS/S/M and they're ~16/17/18" pit to pit.

The XS shirt is 17 3/8" (or 139/8" ;) ), bigger than my medium shirts and nearly an AA-med? Seems like XS is right for me, but I don't want a skintight shirt.

ah shit I ordered smalls

shoulda gotten ladies.
my work gets shirts from this brand. the women's stuff is TINY. i.e. a medium is too small for me.
i'm still debating, but i'd get a men's xs before i got one of those miniature women's shirts

crowding wrote:
Every time i eat Dick's I just wind up disappointed that I'm not getting In-n-Out.

Mon, 09/11/2017 - 23:37
jimmythefly
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REMINDER BUMPITY
Only a couple of days left.

deadforkinglast wrote:
But honestly, I have no idea how I am going to follow through on that plan and I already have a pretty rad bike. I think I just like fucking with my bikes.

Tue, 09/19/2017 - 18:23
Todd
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Fred, Ill buy a small from you if it dont work.

Tue, 09/19/2017 - 19:34
emor
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I bought a second one because why the fuck not

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Wed, 09/20/2017 - 09:00
emor
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I love this shirt because it's an inside joke that select strangers will understand, even if they haven't ever seen it.

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Wed, 09/20/2017 - 09:02
Wintage Townie
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When are you going to pull the plug? I want in but am mega-broke at the moment.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Wed, 09/20/2017 - 23:53
shane.rrr
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Ordered a large. Hopefully it fits my chubby body correctly. Love this design.

Thu, 09/21/2017 - 09:25
jimmythefly
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Order closes at 11:59pm PST tomorrow Friday Sept22nd.

I am checking to see if I can adjust the size or color of a person's order. If you think you ordered the wrong size please PM me with your real name, what you already ordered, and what your changed desired order is. No gaurantees I can do this but I think it will be possible I will know later today.

deadforkinglast wrote:
But honestly, I have no idea how I am going to follow through on that plan and I already have a pretty rad bike. I think I just like fucking with my bikes.

Thu, 09/21/2017 - 14:27
motorbacon
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ordered a few. I have a few friends that would definitely appreciate these, too.

Sat, 09/23/2017 - 00:36
lukasz
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God damn it anyone order a black medium spare? I'm an idiot and forgot to order by deadline.

Sat, 09/23/2017 - 12:12
TimArchyLime
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Fuck. Missed out again. I'm an idiot

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Sat, 09/23/2017 - 17:16

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