Kirkboyz Dad Shorts (Gerry)

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Sneaky Viking
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Kirkboyz Dad Shorts (Gerry)

https://www.costco.com/Gerry-Men's-Cargo-Short.product.100312904.html

These are fucking great.
They're stretchy.
I went down hard on the road and my hip and shit got all fucked up, and the shorts are perfect still.
They have cargo pockets but they don't stick out.
You can put weed in there and its not totally obvious.
I wear 'em as mtb/fred overshorts.
Maybe for hiking too.
Maybe I'll never take 'em off.
I got the grey, but then went back for the khaki too.
They're normally $14.99, but they're on sale for $11.99 right now.

Wed, 03/08/2017 - 21:39
Sneaky Viking
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Goddammit not one day after I write this fuggin review, I get up to take a piss and step on the shorts that have my phone in the pocket and- I think the zipper from a cargo pocket- presses against the screen and it cracks.

So, these shorts could be improved if they only had a cargo pocket on the right side (cos I keep my phone in left front pocket).

Or, you know, don't get stoned and leave your shorts right next to your bed with the phone in the pocket.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Thu, 03/09/2017 - 08:40
ShinyTravisto
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+1 on great shorts all around and extra dad bod squad points

Fri, 03/10/2017 - 16:03
eric_ssucks
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fucking cargo shorts are the worst.

Fri, 03/10/2017 - 21:51
Sneaky Viking
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(Reply to #4)

eric_ssucks wrote:
fucking cargo shorts are the worst.

This review presupposes... but what if they aren't?

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Fri, 03/10/2017 - 22:33
jimmythefly
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Imma pick some of these up. IMO it's only cargo shorts with the gusseted baggy pockets that really suck.

deadforkinglast wrote:
But honestly, I have no idea how I am going to follow through on that plan and I already have a pretty rad bike. I think I just like fucking with my bikes.

Sat, 03/11/2017 - 00:25
eric_ssucks
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(Reply to #6)

Sneaky Viking wrote:
eric_ssucks wrote:
fucking cargo shorts are the worst.

This review presupposes... but what if they aren't?

I think your experience suggests that they are, in fact, the worst.

Sat, 03/11/2017 - 00:52
Sneaky Viking
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ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 10:46
Larry Winget
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Nice Discman!

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Tue, 03/14/2017 - 19:47
scrub
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Grey ones fit really small and beige ones fit great. Yes I have 2 pairs of north western dad shorts. Pockets are awesome for storing biodegradable poop bags for my dag that I rescued from a shelter. The stretchy waist is great for when I drink too many craft beers. They also look great with my nano puffy vest. My only complaint is that I don't own a Subaru to match.

Mon, 03/20/2017 - 21:54
Sneaky Viking
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I bought the beige too. Haven't worn yet, but I know theyre great.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Mon, 03/20/2017 - 22:41
spaghetti
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dylan wtf, shoot a video review and post it on the Kirkland Signautre Fanpage

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 09:38
spaghetti
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for those not in the know, culture and tastemaking is happening on facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Official-Kirkland-Signautre-Fanpage-1381448021893983/?fref=ts

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 09:41
Sneaky Viking
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they're not Kirkland Signautre tho :(

You boys are doing great work there on the FB page. Love it. I had too much Kirkland Signature Tequila last night. Here's my one word next-morning review: ugggh.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 10:14
spaghetti
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would like a review of the tequila please.
will trade for a 7 year bourbon review

Tue, 03/21/2017 - 10:25
ckd
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(Reply to #15)

scrub wrote:
My only complaint is that I don't own a Subaru to match.

Just get a minivan with some bike stickers on it.

-is a sandwich
-is a REAL doctor

Fri, 03/24/2017 - 10:28
scrub
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(Reply to #16)

ckd wrote:
scrub wrote:
My only complaint is that I don't own a Subaru to match.

Just get a minivan with some bike stickers on it.

The only sticker on my mini van

Sun, 03/26/2017 - 21:30
Bahamontes
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The internal strife on that fb fan page is AWESOME.
Seriously.

Mon, 03/27/2017 - 10:09