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oh my GOD

Fri, 05/23/2014 - 15:42
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(Reply to #302)

Blakey wrote:
We had a few of those over the pond (written in 2010, so fixies were still a thing)

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Brian O'Conner is a police officer tasked with infiltrating the Los Angeles fixed gear scene, suspected to be the origin of a string of high-speed BOB trailer hijackings perpetrated by a trio of luridly colour wayed Bianchi Pistas. Brian gets a job at a local shop and works his way up until finally getting an opportunity to compete against elite messenger Dominic Toretto and two other contestants at a large, late-night alley cat. Brian barters his way into the race with the title for his 2009 Bianchi Pista Concept. He loses the race, but gains Toretto's respect when he gives him a dinky after the police arrive and bust the race.
The next day, Brian's superior voices concern that Toretto might be the source of the hijackings and warns Brian not to let anything cloud his judgment. Soon afterward, Brian discovers a cache of NJS parts hidden in the back of Johnny Tran's spencer shop, and authorizes the police to raid the shop and Tran's house believing them to be the source of the hijackings. However, a connection is not found. Brian's superior again warns that Toretto is behind the hijackings and tells him that the BOB riders are about to take matters in their own hands. Running out of time, Brian asks Toretto about how he gets his income, Toretto agrees to reveal the source as long as Brian wins at the upcoming Revolution, a legitimate ‘velodrome’ event for real life spencer racers.
During Revolution, Toretto's friend Jesse races his imprisoned father's 1986 Ken Evans against Johnny Tran's '00 NJS Makino for ‘visa receipts’ and loses. In a state of panic, Jesse hastily flees the track instead of surrendering his NJS item. Later that night, Toretto and his gang go out to do another hijacking. Brian confesses to Mia that he is a cop and tells her that the BOB riders are now armed. He convinces her to come with him to save her brother and his friends. Mia gives Toretto's cell phone number to the cops and they track him down.
During the hijacking, Vince is severely injured after the BOB rider pulls out a frozen bidon and throws it at his torso. The other gang members attempt to help, but are thwarted. Brian comes in, rescues Vince, and jumps off the BOB as the trucker finishes refreezing his bidon and throws, narrowly missing him. Brian then calls an air ambulance in for the critically injured Vince, revealing to Toretto that he is a cop, and Toretto pedals off angrily.
At Toretto's house, Brian attempts to confront Toretto. Just at that moment, Jesse comes up. Johnny Tran and his cousin come up at that time and do a ride by U Locking, killing Jesse. Brian and Toretto go after them. Toretto forces the cousin off a 5 step rail while Brian stabs Tran with a NOS Colnago frame pump, killing him. They then engage in an impromptu skid contest. Toretto is injured after he sideswipes a passing truck. Both of them then hear police sirens. Knowing Toretto will be arrested, Brian gives him the keys to his mini Krypronite u lock and allows him to escape.
After the final credits, Dom races through the desert and his voice can be heard saying "I live my life an intersection at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less.... I'm free"

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A couple of noob hipsters are riding their 70s gaspipe conversions when noob 1 notices a dilapidated old 3Rensho NJS sprint spencer parked outside a house. They stop and have a look at it, after which an old guy comes out of the house. It's the perfect size and colour and Noob 1 agrees to buy the 3Rensho.

While Noob 1 and the old guy go into the house to settle the deal, Noob 2 swings a leg over the old 3Rensho. He puts a foot on a pedal, a hand on the bar and immediately has a vision of himself on the spencer, on the day it was built, racing Keirin. He snaps out of it, freaked out, and doesn't think Noob 1 should buy it. But it's too late and both Noobs leave and go home.

Noob 1 sets about 'restoring' the 3Rensho. despite his limited understanding, experience, knowledge or tools. Noob 1's family and Noob 2 notice the spencer's restoration and wonder how he managed to do it. Unbeknownst to them, Noob 1 is under the influence of the 3Rensho. And the 3Rensho is actually restoring itself. As the spencer comes back to life, Noob 1 gradually becomes a cun-t, posting bullshit advice and opinions on web forum sites, buying NJS parts, dissing everyone else's ride, wearing Rapha and hanging around Spoke(n).

In the meantime, the old guy dies and the Noobs go to his funeral where in conversation an estranged mate of the old guy tells them about how his friend bought the spencer and gradually turned into a cun-t, after which everybody hated him and thought he was a cun-t. Noob 2 notices Noob 1 becoming a cun-t and doesn't like it. Eventually Noob 1 becomes a total cun-t, turning up to alleycats and causing trouble, riding brakeless without either a clue or foot retention and everybody hates him. Soon after, all Noob 1's family begin to die in mysterious ways, all somehow seeming to involve the 3Rensho.

But meanwhile Noob 2 is a bit more switched on than Noob 1 and he suspects that it's the 3Rensho doing the killing. He investigates the spencer's provenance and strings together enough evidence to suspect that the 3Rensho is actually 400 years old and has been orchestrating the entire fixed gear subcu1ture explosion of the 21st century.

He tries to destroy it by riding it on dirt trails and riding with roadie bunches. He inflicts some superficial wounds but the 3Rensho rebuilds itself. He drills the fork and puts a brake on it to make it a bit less dangerous but the next morning the caliper is left hanging next to the undrilled fork...with a sheared caliper bolt still in the crown!. Noob 2 returns home exhausted and beaten, with the pistadex unchanged.

Soon after, Noob 1 is riding the 3Rensho down Swanston St when he runs the red at Bourke St heading south and is killed in a fiery explosion when he gets hit by the 96 tram heading east, obscured by the tour bus Noob 1 was passing on the inside.

Noob 2 rushes down to Swanston St after reading a sketchy report on the BV forum while sitting at his desk catching up on eBay, fyxomatosis & bikeforums.net. He's sad for his friend Noob 1, but he's relieved that the 3Rensho is finally destroyed.

As the sun comes out and Noob 2 leaves the crash scene, slowly zoom in to the pile of smoking rubble and see the remains of an Ishiwata 019 seat tube gently straighten itself.....

The End

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High school senior Daniel moves with his mother from Moe to Melbourne. Their apartment's handyman is an eccentric but kindly and humble Japanese immigrant named Koichi.

Daniel meets a girl, Carla, who is a popular girl at the local high school; but earns the enmity of her ex-boyfriend, Hayden, a track cyclist. Hayden is the best track cyclist at the Harrison St. velodrome, where he is taught an unethical, vicious form of track racing. Daniel knows some cycling from books, but is ridiculed for his crappy Huffy and poor cycling skills by Hayden and his friends.

When Koichi witnesses one of the ridiculings, he intervenes and challenges all five cyclists to a race, he wins with ease. Awed, Daniel asks Koichi to be his coach. Koichi refuses, but agrees to go with Daniel to the Brunswick cycling club rooms in order to resolve the conflict. They confront the coach, Bruce, an ex-Commonwealth games track cyclist who sneers at the concepts of mercy and restraint. Bruce and Koichi agree to a race between Hayden and Daniel in two months' time at the Blackburn Track Carnival, where the Brunswick cyclists can race Daniel on equal terms. Koichi also requests that the bullying stop while Daniel trains. Bruce orders his students to leave Daniel alone, but threatens that if Daniel does not show up for the carnival, the harassment will resume and Koichi will also become a target.

Koichi becomes Daniel's coach and, slowly, a surrogate father figure. He begins Daniel's training by having him perform laborious chores. Each chore is accompanied with a specific movement, such as clockwise/counter-clockwise foot motions. Daniel eventually feels frustrated, believing he has learned nothing of cycling. When he expresses his frustration, Koichi reveals that Daniel has been learning cycling skills through muscle memory learned by performing the chores.

As Daniel's training continues "in the open" his bond with Koichi becomes closer. He learns that Koichi is an ex-Keirin rider with many accolades and awards to his name.

Through the teaching, Daniel learns not only cycling, but also important life lessons, such as the importance of balance, reflected by the belief that cycle training is as much about training the spirit as the body. Daniel applies the life lessons that Koichi has taught him to strengthen his relationship with Carla. In one instance, he apologises to her for being a jerk. Before the carnival, on Daniel's birthday, Koichi surprises Daniel by giving him a fully restored Nagasawa that he used to race in Japan.

At the carnival, Daniel surprises everyone by reaching the semi-finals. Hayden advances to the finals, winning his semi-final three full lengths ahead of a highly skilled rider. Bruce instructs Don, one of his more compassionate students and the least vicious of Daniel's tormentors, to disable Daniel with an illegal passing move that clips Daniel's wheel. Don reluctantly does so, injuring Daniel. With Daniel unable to continue, Koichi assures him he has already proven himself. Despondent, Daniel believes that if he does not continue his tormentors will have gotten the best of him. He persuades Koichi to use a pain suppression technique to allow him to finish the tournament. As Hayden is about to be declared the winner by default, Daniel hobbles into the velodrome.

Bruce directs Hayden to repeat unethical moves to achieve victory. Despite the moves, and how many times Daniel is shouldered and knocked, he gets back on Hayden's wheel again each time. Ultimately Daniel and Hayden are tied, both one lap away from victory. Daniel, barely able to pedal, assumes the "zen pedal" stance, and delivers a series of lightning quick pedal strokes, winning the carnival. Hayden, having gained newfound respect for his adversary, takes Daniel's trophy from the Master of Ceremonies and presents it to Daniel himself.

sequel to above

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The film begins six months after the first, shortly after Daniel's Year 12 formal. Daniel receives several pieces of bad news, having been dumped by Carla, crashed his Nagasawa and learned that his mother will move to Moe for work. Koichi takes Daniel to his backyard and restores the boy's focus by having him build a new wing for Koichi's house. This architectural work has a hidden side: It is revealed that Daniel is building a guest room for himself, Koichi having arranged for Daniel to live with him while his mother goes to Moe.

Koichi receives a letter telling him his father is dying. Koichi intends to return to Japan alone, but Daniel uses part of his university savings to accompany him. Arriving in Kokura City, they are confronted by Koichi's old friend, Sato and his favorite nephew, Chozen. They were once best friends who studied cycling under Koichi's father, but became rivals because they loved the same woman, Yukie. Koichi fled Kokura to avoid a race with Sato.

Koichi and Daniel are welcomed to Kokura by Yukie and her niece Kumiko. They learn that Sato is now a rich industrialist, whose supertrawlers have destroyed the local fish population, impoverishing the cities inhabitants, who have turned to tourism to survive. Further complicating the lives of the citizens is the fact that they rent their property from Sato, who has slowly acquired the entire city over the years.

On his deathbed, Koichi's father begs for both his son and student to make peace with each other by drawing their hands together. Once he gasps his last breath, Sato pulls his hand away, telling Koichi that out of respect for his coach, he will give him the customary period to mourn, but will expect to face him in a final race.

During the course of their stay in Kokura, Koichi teaches Daniel that the secret to his family's cycling lies in a handheld drum that beats itself when twisted back and forth. This "drum technique", as Koichi calls it, represents the cadence rythym that Daniel attempts to practice during the course of the film. Koichi warns him that the powerful technique should only be used as a last resort.

Meanwhile, Daniel has run afoul of Chozen and his gang (Taro and Toshio) by revealing that they were cheating the villagers. Additionally, during a visit to Hiroshima, Daniel is forced by Chozen to attempt to beat the record for the Minute Challenge. Koichi, upon arriving, bets a large amount of money thet Daniel will succeed. Sato, also arriving, covers the bet. Daniel, using a breathing meditation technique taught to him earlier in the film, is able to break the record. Chozen and the others continue to harass Daniel and Kumiko, an attractive young Okinawan who wishes to someday study dance and leave her country, and sparks a romantic interest in Daniel. One night Chozen and his thugs heavily damage the bicycle collection which once belonged to Koichi's father. Koichi arrives and scares off the trio, and then makes the decision to return to the U.S. the following morning.

Koichi is greeted by Sato and a fleet of bulldozers and other earth-moving equipment the following morning. Sato threatens to destroy and redevelop the velodrome if Koichi persists in his refusal to race him. Angered at being pushed into a corner in this manner, Koichi finally agrees to race his former friend, on the condition that no matter who wins, Sato must agree to relinquish the title to the city's homes to them. Sato balks, stating that he asks for too much. Koichi plays on his pride and replies that it's a small price to pay for his honor. Sato agrees to the terms.

The night of the race, the village is hit by a typhoon. The locals gather at the local shelter, including Koichi and Daniel. Koichi watches Chozen enter and asks him of his uncle. Chozen replies that Sato is dead. Both Daniel and Koichi go to Sato's destroyed club rooms and find Sato pinned under several 3-rensho frames. Koichi splits the frames in half with his bare hands and frees his former friend, taking him to safety.

Daniel then rides to the bell tower, where the girl who rang the warning bell is frozen in fear. Sato sees him struggling and orders Chozen to ride out to help him. Chozen refuses, because he feels that Daniel has dishonored him. Ashamed of his nephew's total lack of compassion, Sato goes after Daniel right as Koichi prepares to leave, asking to go in his stead. Sato helps Daniel free the girl and they dink her back to the shelter, where Sato renounces his nephew. A devastated Chozen flees.

Sato and his earth-movers return the following morning. Sato greets Koichi with a bow, telling him that he is there to help rebuild the city, handing him the deed, and begs forgiveness, which Koichi happily waives off, saying there is nothing to forgive. Daniel takes advantage of the opportunity to ask Sato to hold the upcoming track carnival in the city's velodrome. Sato agrees if Daniel will join him and the other villagers in the celebration.

As Kumiko is performing her dance to start the carnival, the carnival is interrupted by Chozen, who crashes into the velodrome and holds a knife to the frightened girl's throat. Sato implores his nephew to overlook the matter between him and Daniel, stating that he was wrong to hate Koichi and that hate is wrong. Chozen is unfazed by his uncle's words, and tells them he will kill Kumiko if Daniel does not come into the velodrome and race him. Daniel agrees, and does so.

Chozen discards the knife and begins to race Daniel, who is able to hold Chozen's wheel. Both of them are well-matched, and each spends time attacking and responding. However, Chozen slowly gains the upper hand. When Koichi and the other villagers take out their hand drums and beat them in unison, Daniel understands what he must do. As Chozen attacks one final time, Daniel successfully increases his cadence to 300rpm, defeating Chozen. Daniel comes across the line and skids to a stop, he then embraces Kumiko while Koichi eyes him with great pride.

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Travis is a poorly paid Melbourne courier, surviving from minimal shifts. At a local alleycat, he crosses paths with xbbx, who is in the midst of campaigning for the Cyclist of the Year title, and laments to xbbx of how he’d wish someone would clean up the city, ridding it of the scum, the dirt, and the hipsters riding colour-matched fixies.

He also spies Betsy, one of the organisers of the alleycat, and after approaching her convinces her to join him on a date. They go the launch of the London to Paris fixie film in Collingwood, but she is overcome by the abundance of tight jeans and ironic moustaches, and flees the building feeling violated.

Travis becomes more depressed, and seeks advice from Andy, a wise old courier with a unique hairstyle that is bald on top (and who, incidentally, goes on to become the father figure of a much loved blog, Everybody Loves Fyxomatosis).

Later, he meets Iris, a young high school girl who has left home and is dossing with a local spencer polo player. He takes her out for coffee, and tries to convince her of the evils of spencer polo, but she is young and naïve, and laughs off his suggestions of impending doom.

Becoming more disillusioned with the city around him, Travis retreats to his Brunswick apartment, and spends days focusing his mind and body, testing his limits by training on the rollers for hours on end. He builds up a specific polo spencer, and develops his spencer handling by riding round his apartment. He also creates a revolutionary polo mallet holder on his forearm, that allows him to hide an additional mallet up his sleeve.

He talks to himself in the mirror; “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only hipster standing here.” He dresses only in Rapha, including a silk scarf that he wears as a bandanna, a style of headwear rarely seen on the Melbourne streets.

A few days later he heads to Rock ‘n’ Roller racing at the East Brunswick Club, being held as a fundraiser for xbbx’s campaign. He intends to race xbbx, but his attempts to speak to members of the Brunswick Cycling Club fail, as they are suspicious of his inappropriately geared polo spencer, and he eventually flees without racing.

He searches the streets for Iris, and heads into the city where he hears of a rooftop polo match about to start where he is likely to find her. As he heads up the stairs with his polo spencer, he is stopped by a hipster who sneers at his clothing. Travis reveals the hidden mallet from up his sleeve, and he smashes the hipster’s hand, so he may never play polo again.

Travis reaches the rooftop just as the game is about to start, and joins Iris’ team in her place. An enthralling match ensues, in which Travis scores the winning goal, saving Iris from the humiliation of losing at spencer polo. He then attempts to destroy the polo spencer, but fails.

His heroics are discussed at length on the fixed.org and bv spencer forums, and blog posts appear on fyxomatosis.com and cyclingtipsblog.com. Wade Wallace of the cyclingtips blog even mentions Travis’ story in his Fairfax newspaper column. It is here that Iris’ parents read of their daughter’s rescue, and send an email to thank him.

Travis regains his confidence, and goes back to couriering. He crosses paths with Betsy whilst delivering a package, and she mentions that she’d read on the forums about what he’d done. He refutes the tag of hero, gets back on his spencer, and heads off to his next job, a strange smile etched across his face.

Post-production note: The original title for the film was Fixxie Rider, one that was more appropriate but that may have caused confusion between it and a 1969 film of the same name about two spencer couriers from New York who go on an epic cross-country un-supported ride on their way to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Along the way they come across George, a young hipster riding a brakeless fixie in a small redneck town. But when the three are on an early morning ride George is killed by a passing ute full of bogans who call the cyclists gay and throw beer bottles and eggs at the trio before forcing George into the back of a parked car. Etc. etc…..[/quote

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Fri, 05/23/2014 - 15:43
randsome beast
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emor wrote:
RANDO LIFE IS LIFE ON THE EDGE

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 01:35
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Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Mon, 05/26/2014 - 13:47
Andrew_Squirrel
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Can you name everyone in this photo?

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 01:38
TimArchyLime
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Is it just me, or do all the highly styalized hipsters in that picture make Fred look like the normal one?

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 08:25
Todd
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yeah, cool guy is too much for me to handle.

but both him and JP look offended/uncomfortable so..

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 08:31
NOVELTYNAME
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"And your jar of dicks will be this big" -Fred

"Folks want options!"

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 09:28
Orc
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Did Joshua Bryant ride his bright pink spencer or something else?

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 10:17
Viggen
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In all seriousness I think ya'll need to met Erik/Dudebr0 in the sw8 oaks, he's an all around no BS guy and as humble as any swede you ever met. Definately not your standard cool guy. He may look like Prolls BFF, have a bitchy rest-face and whatever.
He is just a nice guy who landed a job at Big S by working hard and by riding some fucking bikecycles for a long long time/distance.

He also knows what a ahead-set/stem is.

Whippin Skidz wrote:
This is tarck, there is a complicated solution to everything and we will endlessly discuss until an agreed upon solution has been tabled. This is out of your hands now.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 10:23
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(Reply to #311)

Viggen wrote:
He also knows what a ahead-set/stem is.

Of most import.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 10:41
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Is Jan Heine wearing a purple T shirt with his name screen printed across the front? Because if so, that is magnificent.

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Wed, 05/28/2014 - 10:47
liquify
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I wondered that, too.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 10:49
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(Reply to #314)

Mr. Grumps wrote:
Is Jan Heine wearing a purple T shirt with his name screen printed across the front? Because if so, that is magnificent.

i sure as hell hope so

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 10:50
ShartAttack
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Was this a chance encounter or did they all stalk each other out?

Former RAGBRAI enthusiast

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 11:01
NOVELTYNAME
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It was the only? brew pub in k falls. Everyone was there

Jbryant was on pinkbiek

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Wed, 05/28/2014 - 11:04
JUGE FREDD
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prolls and the swede were having their own cool kids table wearing sunglasses in the basement, they'd just emerged

Jan walked over from our motel room next door and spotted me

then Joshua Bryant rolled up having ridden to the start from Portland and spotted Jan

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 20:13
JUGE FREDD
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(Reply to #318)

Orc wrote:
Did Joshua Bryant ride his bright pink spencer or something else?

yep and he looked great on it

I caught him at Sand Springs and we rode together for a while

at some point just after that one of his tubeless Vee Rubber tires failed him, multiple cuts and a casing bulge

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 20:17
Andrew_Squirrel
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(Reply to #319)

JUGE FREDD wrote:
at some point just after that one of his tubeless Vee Rubber tires failed him, multiple cuts and a casing bulge

Saw him looking super frustrated at the Brother's Diner in Prineville, I was super confused that I had caught up to him somehow then heard about the tire problems

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 20:24
Sneaky Viking
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not sure I would trust a Vee Rubber tire for that distance.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 21:26
VT regularbike
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I've had zero problems with mine even after riding it home totally flat when I was drunk and had already used my spare tube for 7 miles. Slight wear on the sidewalls that probably wouldn't still hold sealant without a thorough soaking in it, but then again if it had been tubeless I wouldn't have had that flat in the first place. Still works fine with a tube though. Also no idea if they're the same model or not.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 21:42
Sneaky Viking
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I mean, I guess they make other people's tires? so they're not all terrible?

I had a phenomenally terrible run of 700c cheapo Vee Rubbers that blew off rims... they were slightly over sized or the bead wasn't pronounced enough or something. After that, I associate them with bottom of the barrel quality. There are so many good tire manufacturers now- there's just no reason.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 21:57
ShartAttack
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I've been pretty happy with the newer Vee Rubber tires on my hambiek given they cost half as much as the QBP tires. I haven't put too many miles on them though.

Former RAGBRAI enthusiast

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 22:02
JUGE FREDD
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they make a bunch of J&B and bikesdirect tires under contract

I think the fanciest stuff they make has their name on it

they were Speedsters or 12s, can't remember

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 22:21
lukasz
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awol guy with lemond oakleys? holy shit man how did you sit there with a straight face.

Wed, 05/28/2014 - 22:45
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(Reply to #326)

Viggen wrote:
In all seriousness I think ya'll need to met Erik...he's an all around no BS guy and as humble as any swede you ever met. Definately not your standard cool guy...
He is just a nice guy who landed a job at Big S by working hard

He was wearing sunglasses inside, not gonna say I've never done that.
I'm gonna listen to tarckswedes

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Thu, 05/29/2014 - 00:07
JUGE FREDD
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(Reply to #327)

lukasz wrote:
awol guy with lemond oakleys? holy shit man how did you sit there with a straight face.

we didn't, exactly

he picked up on that quick enough and moved them to his forehead

we mostly talked about vegan food farts and poops

was gonna bust his chops about the awol design out on the course

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 03:00
lukasz
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(ps im sure he's a nice guy)

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 10:14
halbritt
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(Reply to #329)

JUGE FREDD wrote:
lukasz wrote:
awol guy with lemond oakleys? holy shit man how did you sit there with a straight face.

we didn't, exactly

he picked up on that quick enough and moved them to his forehead

we mostly talked about vegan food farts and poops

was gonna bust his chops about the awol design out on the course

Did you finish the thing? I'm a big fan of psychedelic experiences, but doing mushrooms and riding 360 miles across a desolate bit of Oregon sounds a little meh.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 10:47
eric_ssucks
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By that standard, most of oregon is desolate. It's some of the most beautiful country I've ever seen, and I grew up in the PNW.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 12:26
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(Reply to #331)

halbritt wrote:
doing mushrooms and riding 360 miles across a desolate bit of Oregon sounds a little meh.

tbh, other than the time I painted my entire apartment from 11PM until dawn while chewing big gobs of Khat, drugs + effort is pretty much always meh

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Thu, 05/29/2014 - 13:27
emor
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The only drugs that enhance my efforts are caffeine and alcohol

"my main life goal is to have a dirtbag camper van with a bunch of bikes on it, go camping every vacation forever" -- me

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 15:44
ShartAttack
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With alcohol there's a certain sweet spot too... Biking home after a couple beers gives me noticeable beer power, but after that there's a big decline in ability.

Former RAGBRAI enthusiast

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 16:01
halbritt
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(Reply to #334)

Mr. Grumps wrote:
halbritt wrote:
doing mushrooms and riding 360 miles across a desolate bit of Oregon sounds a little meh.

tbh, other than the time I painted my entire apartment from 11PM until dawn while chewing big gobs of Khat, drugs + effort is pretty much always meh

I've had some stimulants and sex marathons that were pretty awesome.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 16:12
cheese
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Couple glasses of wine or whisky is my sweet spot. Beer makes me feel too full to do anything unless it's river grade.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 16:52
heavymetal
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(Reply to #336)

ShartAttack wrote:
With alcohol there's a certain sweet spot too... Biking home after a couple beers gives me noticeable beer power, but after that there's a big decline in ability.

This, so much. Did my normal 30km commute after about 6 beers one night, was kicking arse for the first 10k, then it trailed off real bad and ended up crawling home in the granny...

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 20:20
JUGE FREDD
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(Reply to #337)

halbritt wrote:
Did you finish the thing? I'm a big fan of psychedelic experiences, but doing mushrooms and riding 360 miles across a desolate bit of Oregon sounds a little meh.

on Monday just before noon

Had I said yolo to the wind forecasts when I got to Shaniko and continued with my bros I would've finished at midnight Sunday, but glad I spent the night there cause I bought all the cold beer in town just before the crusty 80 year old closed up, and was able to make a lot of people happy with handups as they rolled in

If it was early summer with 90 degree highs and a light tailwind the whole way, mushrooms would've been fantastic on the middle portion of the course

Instead it was cooler with a constant 10mph headwind, except in the late afternoon when it kicked up to 25mph gusts until the sun went down. That was coincidentally when the drugs kicked in, not frightening but def a distraction from both riding and tripping

It just meant I camped with Squirrel the first night instead of Prolly

rode with a bunch of different groups as I passed people again, and very glad I met them

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 20:49
kevinwulf
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(Reply to #338)

halbritt wrote:
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Did you finish the thing? I'm a big fan of psychedelic experiences, but doing mushrooms and riding 360 miles across a desolate bit of Oregon sounds a little meh.

Nah, would get you "in the zone". Or could get you in the zone. Could also end up sitting in a field.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 20:51
hamb3ik
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I found this letter today. I assume it was from a while back based on the $1700 starting price and 4-5 month wait.

Thu, 05/29/2014 - 21:10
halbritt
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(Reply to #340)

kevinwulf wrote:
halbritt wrote:
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Did you finish the thing? I'm a big fan of psychedelic experiences, but doing mushrooms and riding 360 miles across a desolate bit of Oregon sounds a little meh.

Nah, would get you "in the zone". Or could get you in the zone. Could also end up sitting in a field.

Eh, sounds like Fred handled his shit and that's all that really matters.

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 01:12
lukasz
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A few months ago I had an unknown dosage of weed brownie at a bar and then rode 15 minutes home. Tearing into the turns through an industrial part of Brooklyn was pretty awesome. I could negotiate every pothole and piece of ripped up pavement like I was riding in slow motion. Laser focus. Might have to give it a shot come CX season. And once I managed to get both my lock and key out of my bag, I ate a meatloaf sandwich the size of my head (but someone had to order it for me).

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 23:44
NOVELTYNAME
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"Folks want options!"

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 00:48
halbritt
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(Reply to #343)

lukasz wrote:
A few months ago I had an unknown dosage of weed brownie at a bar and then rode 15 minutes home. Tearing into the turns through an industrial part of Brooklyn was pretty awesome. I could negotiate every pothole and piece of ripped up pavement like I was riding in slow motion. Laser focus. Might have to give it a shot come CX season. And once I managed to get both my lock and key out of my bag, I ate a meatloaf sandwich the size of my head (but someone had to order it for me).

LOLs

...shift like jesus making one set of footprints in the sand in your time of need

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 01:31
fixed
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there was a dude who used to (and may still) race mabra cross races around dc stoned. he'd go smoke like five minutes before the gun went off in the woods right by the starting line, come out late, and try to get people to let him into his callup spot. he was pretty fast too.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 10:04
deadforkinglast
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Yeah, I am a terrible rider when I am a little stoned, but when I am completely baked out of my skull, I am The Best Rider In The World.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 11:34
cookietruck
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bros
when your blazed outta yr mind
yr not really fast it just seems that way
kinda like when you drive around at 45mph and it feels like 70mph

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 11:58
jamey
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truckdoug "never turn down free beer, dont stick your dick where you wouldnt put your face, and always ride shimano"

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 12:45
deadforkinglast
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(Reply to #348)

cookietruck wrote:
bros
when your blazed outta yr mind
yr not really fast it just seems that way
kinda like when you drive around at 45mph and it feels like 70mph

Yeah no shit.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 15:24
ryker

I read a study that said blazed drivers are not as dangerous as drunks for this exact reason. They drive real slow. (Not that I approve... I personally have a zero drink limit for getting behind the wheel.)

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 15:56
lukasz
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(Reply to #350)

cookietruck wrote:
bros
when your blazed outta yr mind
yr not really fast it just seems that way
kinda like when you drive around at 45mph and it feels like 70mph

This may be true but I don't think it was. I also know quite a few lads who race stoned, but I guess they do everything stoned whereas it is once in a blue moon for me.

Sun, 06/01/2014 - 23:10

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