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Tail Hook Lengthener
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Did everyone else assume mig was much older? How old do you guys think I am?

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when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 21:31
Petr5
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I've seen your picture, so that's not really fair. But even without that, you talk about skateboarding enough to give a decent clue.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 22:01
NOVELTYNAME
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I just figured everyone on a bike forum was basically Phomma, 18, sometimes drunk, mostly fun, all the time a good guy

"Folks want options!"

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 22:16
TimArchyLime
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I was never 18

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 22:49
Sneaky Viking
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I was 17 until I was 19 and then I was 18, and then I was 20 for like 6 years at least after that.

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 23:03
ckd
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I don't remember how old I am.

-is a sandwich
-is a REAL doctor

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 23:03
aerobear
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are we guessing ages?
i think everyone commenting is within 5 years of each other (except gravelbike who is much older).

i think wintage is 35ish, petr is 37, derek is probably 35 too. timarchy might be like 36. dylan is like 37 at least since he has like 8 children. i think mig is maybe 34.

i dunno. how far off could i be?

crowding wrote:
Every time i eat Dick's I just wind up disappointed that I'm not getting In-n-Out.

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 23:15
ergott
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If someone on here did it, I'd probably like it. Since it was done by someone I don't know, they're a fucking idiot.

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 23:16
eric_ssucks
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You fuckers are all young enough that being called old is still a compliment.

Fri, 08/11/2017 - 23:27
aerobear
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Eric, are you even 40 yet?
You aren't old

crowding wrote:
Every time i eat Dick's I just wind up disappointed that I'm not getting In-n-Out.

Sat, 08/12/2017 - 00:11
eric_ssucks
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1) yes
2) I have grey hairs in abundance
3) my metabolism has definitely let me know I'm old.

Sat, 08/12/2017 - 01:49
Blakey
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I still get carded at bottleshops. I just realised today that my lower canine wire is nearly old enough to drink and vote, and I didn't get braces until uni.

Sat, 08/12/2017 - 03:51
Viggen
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Now this'll be fun: guess my age.

Whippin Skidz wrote:
This is tarck, there is a complicated solution to everything and we will endlessly discuss until an agreed upon solution has been tabled. This is out of your hands now.

Mon, 08/14/2017 - 07:59
Face
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(Reply to #1414)

TimArchyLime wrote:
I was never 18

I was 18 for like 10 years.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Mon, 08/14/2017 - 09:30
Petr5
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Viggy, you seem young. Like 30 would be a stretch. 27-28?

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Mon, 08/14/2017 - 09:44
aerobear
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Hmm.. I'd guess 29 on viggen.

crowding wrote:
Every time i eat Dick's I just wind up disappointed that I'm not getting In-n-Out.

Mon, 08/14/2017 - 14:40
Viggen
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(Reply to #1417)

aerobear wrote:
Hmm.. I'd guess 29 on viggen.

Dingdindingding we have a winner!

Whippin Skidz wrote:
This is tarck, there is a complicated solution to everything and we will endlessly discuss until an agreed upon solution has been tabled. This is out of your hands now.

Tue, 08/15/2017 - 05:35
Rusty Piton
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How old am I?

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 08/15/2017 - 10:03
Petr5
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34 going on 54.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Tue, 08/15/2017 - 10:12
ckd
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(Reply to #1420)

Face wrote:
TimArchyLime wrote:
I was never 18

I was 18 for like 10 years.

50% of me is still 18 and 50% of me is in my mid-50's.

So on average I'm around 35-36.

And I turn 36 in less than a month, so that's about right I guess.

-is a sandwich
-is a REAL doctor

Tue, 08/15/2017 - 11:45
Rusty Piton
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(Reply to #1421)

Petr5 wrote:
34 going on 54.

Close. 33 going on 53.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 08/15/2017 - 14:20
aerobear
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really excited for my next birthday since it's 2^5

crowding wrote:
Every time i eat Dick's I just wind up disappointed that I'm not getting In-n-Out.

Tue, 08/15/2017 - 22:38
Larry Winget
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My body is both in better and worse shape than those of other people my age because I've actually used it. Mentally I'm pretty stalled out in my mid 20's, but I caught myself saying some very dad-like shit today, so it's probably creeping up slowly.

The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Sat, 08/19/2017 - 01:43
TimArchyLime
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(Reply to #1424)

aerobear wrote:
really excited for my next birthday since it's 2^5

Woah. I don't know why, but I assumed you were closer to my age.

Congrats on your b-day being the solution to log(base 2) x =5 tho.

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Sat, 08/19/2017 - 02:15
Endpoint
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40.

Still feel and act like an idiot 25 year old on the regular.

Except when I wake up... then I just feel old and sore.

Sat, 08/19/2017 - 08:29
Andrew_Squirrel
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optical illusion or the skinniest rando bag of all time?

DSC_0004 by RuthWorks SF, on Flickr

Fri, 08/25/2017 - 18:16
Andrew_Squirrel
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Wed, 10/04/2017 - 16:22
Andrew_Squirrel
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(Reply to #1428)

Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
optical illusion or the skinniest rando bag of all time?

DSC_0004 by RuthWorks SF, on Flickr

Here is the bike that pairs with the bag:

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 16:24
NOVELTYNAME
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I’m confused and upset

"Folks want options!"

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 16:28
kmcdon
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I'm OK with it.

I wouldn't ride it though.

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 16:40
jimmythefly
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I'm sorry thread title clearly specifies a fistful of post. I consider that a minimum.

That bag, however would be perfect for my mini velo (once I reposses it from tehschkott)

deadforkinglast wrote:
But honestly, I have no idea how I am going to follow through on that plan and I already have a pretty rad bike. I think I just like fucking with my bikes.

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 16:44
liquify
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(Reply to #1432)

kmcdon wrote:
I'm OK with it.

I couldn't ride it though.

ftfy

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 17:44
Andrew_Squirrel
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Not sure if correct thread but here are all of Rodriguez's one-off branded bikes in one blog post:
http://www.rodbikes.com/blog/the-company-theme-bike-for-advertising/

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 18:31
Goddamnit Gunther
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(Reply to #1434)

Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
optical illusion or the skinniest rando bag of all time?

DSC_0004 by RuthWorks SF, on Flickr

Here is the bike that pairs with the bag:

Endpoint wrote:
turdly buttways

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 20:16
Sneaky Viking
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(Reply to #1435)

Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
Not sure if correct thread but here are all of Rodriguez's one-off branded bikes in one blog post:
http://www.rodbikes.com/blog/the-company-theme-bike-for-advertising/

this brought the lulz

ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 20:44
eric_ssucks
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Rodbikes will do anything. This is why they're in business still.

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 20:48
liquify
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Or was that not ours? Just figured it was
I did have a good time going through all of it though, but a GIS of tarck isis got me to the image I needed.
Guys the ISIS flag isn't on the tarck shoop.

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 21:36
JUGE FREDD
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(Reply to #1438)

Sneaky Viking wrote:
Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
Not sure if correct thread but here are all of Rodriguez's one-off branded bikes in one blog post:
http://www.rodbikes.com/blog/the-company-theme-bike-for-advertising/

this brought the lulz

the Guinness bike is even worse in person

and only barely ridable at right around 5mph, any faster the dive on the >74° HTA kills you, any slower and it's the crankarm overlap

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 22:17
Tail Hook Lengthener
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(Reply to #1439)

eric_ssucks wrote:
Rodbikes will do anything. This is why they're in business still.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Wed, 10/04/2017 - 23:51
eric_ssucks
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(Reply to #1440)

In today's episode of bad photoshops...

Fri, 10/06/2017 - 12:41
shane.rrr
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(Reply to #1441)

eric_ssucks wrote:

In today's episode of bad photoshops...

Seriously? I don't understand why. And road clipless at that.

Can't wait to see a guy on the MUP walking like a duck in five fingers.

Mon, 10/09/2017 - 09:01
liquify
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date: the first of april.

Mon, 10/09/2017 - 11:09
eric_ssucks
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(Reply to #1443)

liquify wrote:
date: the first of april.

The obvious tip off right there. Also, 2014 and I haven't seen them on a MUP anywhere.

Tue, 10/10/2017 - 02:01
shane.rrr
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(Reply to #1444)

eric_ssucks wrote:
liquify wrote:
date: the first of april.

The obvious tip off right there. Also, 2014 and I haven't seen them on a MUP anywhere.

ah god. forget I said anything.

Tue, 10/10/2017 - 09:33
Rusty Piton
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I have seen guys riding flat pedals in 5Fingers on the mup.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 10/10/2017 - 10:27
iwillbe
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Just to elevate the image to its full Lovecraftian horror, I'll assume that they'd wrapped their toes around the front of the pedals like chubby rubber talons.

Tue, 10/10/2017 - 10:31
shane.rrr
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Having worn five fingers (they make excellent paddling shoes) I can say from personal experience I would not want to pedal in them at all.

Tue, 10/10/2017 - 11:34
Andrew_Squirrel
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It's weird to see Simpsons branded items in 2017. If you scroll down there appears to be an entire line of apparel that pairs with it. All made in Europe for the European market.
https://www.bike24.com/p2240731.html

Wed, 10/18/2017 - 14:56
chazzwazzer
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I know State Bicycle Co was making some. I bought some donut sprinkle bar tap and it was the worst bar tape I ever bought.

Wed, 10/18/2017 - 17:05
JUGE FREDD
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Squirrel I got a few of those bottles as a gift for our pal Gary

a simpsons superfan that was using gatorade bottles in his cages a lot

It's a struggle, but you cut out his tongue, and his last words are "atmo atmo Atmo ATMO ATMOOOOOGORIHGGHRSHGGRLMGGMMGMgrrglegurglegrr....."
– akasnowmaaan

Wed, 10/18/2017 - 19:21

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