Executive Assistant Jackass of the Day

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crowding
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(Reply to #4651)

Tail Hook Lengthener wrote:
New idea to prosecute negligent drivers: Claim they shouted "Allahu Akbar" as they hit you.

since most of us were sucking at that game, I want to point out that this is an exemplary hot take

Wed, 11/01/2017 - 18:03
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Thu, 11/02/2017 - 09:33
NOVELTYNAME
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Fuck
I saw an older lady just this week weaving in and out of the spencer lane like it was a recommendation. Old folks + smart phones + cars is recipe for disaster

"Folks want options!"

Thu, 11/02/2017 - 13:10
daedelus
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(Reply to #4654)

NOVELTYNAME wrote:
Fuck
I saw an older lady just this week weaving in and out of the spencer lane like it was a recommendation. Old folks + smart phones + cars is recipe for disaster

Honestly, pick two and you’ve got a disaster stew goin’
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totallynotsol wrote:
"free love feminist vegan bicyclist"

Thu, 11/02/2017 - 15:32
fixed
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raining this morning. i'm going west. woman decides to turn left immediately in front of me onto a side street. fortunately she hit the brakes at the last second, otherwise i would be in the hopstipal. bright-ass dynamo front light, light colored jacket. what more do we need to do??

Fri, 11/03/2017 - 13:31
NOVELTYNAME
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Drive a car

"Folks want options!"

Fri, 11/03/2017 - 13:48
fixed
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ok that is true

Fri, 11/03/2017 - 14:00
Face
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I've been hit more driving than I have on a spencer.
Kinda scary to think about someone driving who hasn't taken any kind of tests or been certified in any way since they were a teenager.

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Sun, 11/05/2017 - 14:50
Shortpants
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Scary, absolutely. Surprising, not at all.

Mon, 11/06/2017 - 23:39
Tail Hook Lengthener
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My bar for "acceptable Pinarello behavior" was pretty low, but..

Some Italian Guy at Pinarello wrote:
"Nytro aims at a wide target, from the one that has no time to train but would never miss a weekend ride with friends, to women who would like to follow easily the men's pace, or even the ones who desire to experience cycling as a new way of life, climbing easily and going downhill safely, enjoying every single minute on the spencer."

http://www.bicycleretailer.com/product-tech/2017/11/20/pinarello-releases-e-road-bike

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 11:46
Rusty Piton
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Wow.

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 11:55
kmcdon
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(Reply to #4662)

Rusty Piton wrote:
Wow.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 11:57
kmcdon
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Tue, 11/21/2017 - 18:10
mdilthey
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Idiots

26/M/41t N/W

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 18:34
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Oh dear god, how is that real? Who approved this?

They posted this like 20 seconds ago.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbxrrs8jx6u/?taken-by=pinarello_official

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 18:49
kmcdon
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(Reply to #4666)

Tail Hook Lengthener wrote:
Oh dear god, how is that real? Who approved this?

They posted this like 20 seconds ago.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbxrrs8jx6u/?taken-by=pinarello_official

Im not sure whats worse, the ad or the dudes on /r/bicycling who are rabidly defending it. Probably the dudes defending it.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 19:08
Tail Hook Lengthener
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kmcdon wrote:
Im not sure whats worse, the ad or the dudes on /r/bicycling who are rabidly defending it. Probably the dudes defending it.

Reddit's gotta Reddit.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 19:11
mdilthey
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(Reply to #4668)

Tail Hook Lengthener wrote:

Reddit's gotta Reddit.

Went on and got mad. I didn't really realize it until now, but tarck completely replaced reddit for me. I never go on there anymore and now I wonder how I spent so much time there...

The reddit men's rights crew really is worse than Pinarello.

UUUUGH SHUT UP

26/M/41t N/W

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 19:26
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Well you found where sol went.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 19:31
mdilthey
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Just popped into my inbox from Bicycling Magazine:

26/M/41t N/W

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 19:35
Tail Hook Lengthener
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Lucas Brunelle is such a sad, lonely loser.

Sneaky Viking wrote:
when you look back at your life sometimes you see a set of hands on your keyboard and a set of paws, but sometimes there's only a set of paws and that's when Tarckbear was typing for you.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 21:01
mdilthey
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That's sad. Was he always like that? I really loved some of his videos like Road Sage.

Apparently he's an ex-local of my LBS.

26/M/41t N/W

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 21:27
TimArchyLime
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I watched his videos on repeat back in the day. Pretty much figured he was never a dude I wanted to hang with.

Snarky Varking wrote:
Tarckbike- Where mile 11 means you're on a long ride.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 21:34
kmcdon
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Back in the sw8 fixxxxxxay days his videos were pretty cool to watch.

But now I know better.

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 22:32
NOVELTYNAME
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Yeah bitches

"Folks want options!"

Tue, 11/21/2017 - 22:44
liquify
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The response from Helen Wyman's husband was pretty great re:penisrello ad.

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 08:27
Petr5
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Ok

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your spencer sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 08:33
Shortpants
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Lucas is a pain to ride with honestly. He's fast and he's competent but he causes problems with drivers and is is pretty aggressive. Even with a bunch of messengers who consistently take lights and take risks there are times where we just kinda roll our eyes. I can absolutely see a group of roadies refusing to ride with him.

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 12:16
kmcdon
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(Reply to #4679)

Shortpants wrote:
Lucas is a pain to ride with honestly. He's fast and he's competent but he causes problems with drivers and is is pretty aggressive. Even with a bunch of messengers who consistently take lights and take risks there are times where we just kinda roll our eyes. I can absolutely see a group of roadies refusing to ride with him.

After watching that video I'd tell him to fuck off too. Like, how you gonna chase them down to bitch at them after they already told him they don't want to be associated with him? What a jerk.

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 12:18
jdsmooth
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dude needs a therapist

Five-foot drops at speed on unstable terrain? Yep.

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 13:04
NOVELTYNAME
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(Reply to #4681)

NOVELTYNAME wrote:
Yeah bitches

"Folks want options!"

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 13:22
heavymetal
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Holy shit, the comments are something else. He actually has fans sticking up for him, "you're my inspiration for riding bruuuuhhh" etc.

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 15:32
kmcdon
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(Reply to #4683)

heavymetal wrote:
Holy shit, the comments are something else. He actually has fans sticking up for him, "you're my inspiration for riding bruuuuhhh" etc.

God damnit, you made me read the comments. Never read the comments:

Lucas Brunelle wrote:
Tim is the name of the dude at the end, if I had their personal info I'd post that as well, thanx JizBike/Snowflake

Wed, 11/22/2017 - 15:45

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