asploded bike parts thread

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Captain Gnarlock
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white folks wrote:
i see tha motobacon tore right at the HAZ for the braze ons

interesting , sorta

it did indeed. clearly the weakest part of the triangle atmo

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 23:05
Char Aznable
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Fri, 08/13/2010 - 00:29
dougtruck
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nah mane those things are fuckin indestructable

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 00:36
aek
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white folks wrote:

doofo wrote:
tarck eats ur soul one lol at a time

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 03:25
maKdoo
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Cos I'm
T.N.T.
I'm Dynamite
T.N.T.
And I'll win the fight
T.N.T.
I'm a power-load
T.N.T.
Watch me Asplooooooooooooooode

Tue, 08/17/2010 - 10:45
Larry Winget
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The Pitbull of Personal Development®

Tue, 08/17/2010 - 12:02
walrus
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Tue, 08/17/2010 - 12:41
deadforkinglast
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That's a pretty satisfying picture.

Tue, 08/17/2010 - 13:31
walrus
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you should have heard it when i got hit. it made a great crunch noise.

Tue, 08/17/2010 - 14:45
Petr5
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Shimano 600

Sneaky Viking wrote:
"Your bike sucks and we have a team of biased experts to pseudo-scientifically test that hypothesis, all in blue shirts."

Wed, 08/18/2010 - 18:36
Face
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nice!

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Wed, 08/18/2010 - 18:40
Patch
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GETP ITTD

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 02:42
johnnyraja
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Rusty Piton wrote:
Here's what happened when my cousin got hit by a car:

This is what happened when I got hit by (aka ran into a parked) car:

Brace yourselves it's brutal

Shit's unrideable, bro.

miguelaron wrote:
obese and unamerican
is your name Fat Albert Queda by any chance?

euclid wrote:
If you never open packages or slice fruit, is life really worth living?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 20:23
m4bandit
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Sneaky Viking wrote:
man, i wish I had a Mike From Bikesdirect sockpuppet

I wouldn't mind if Mike from Bikes Direct popped his head in here every now and then. Even if it was to be a shill.

Bud Light Lime - Flavor With a Twist!

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 01:51
chevy42083

Pretty sure he did for awhile.
We ran him off.
imagine that.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 13:11
turpencat
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chevy42083 wrote:
Pretty sure he did for awhile.
We ran him off.
imagine that.

johnnyraja wrote:
If you've never done it then yes, it's very surprising.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 16:23
Matthew Trujillo

Sat, 08/21/2010 - 23:54
m4bandit
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turpencat wrote:
chevy42083 wrote:
Pretty sure he did for awhile.
We ran him off.
imagine that.

Hah. Links plz.

Bud Light Lime - Flavor With a Twist!

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 01:15
catling
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jim was pissed at him or something, I think I missed it (since it happened outside of off-topic)

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 04:54
Sneaky Viking
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ckd wrote:
I mean, seriously. We're just a bunch of washed up bicycle burnout dipshits.

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 08:59
U
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walrus wrote:


atmo

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 10:05
curiousincident
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Sun, 08/22/2010 - 14:00
dougtruck
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Sneaky Viking wrote:
http://tarckbike.com/node/14251

ugh

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 14:26
Whippin Skidz
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LOL I'm such a dick.

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 19:26
cycology
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curiousincident wrote:

not aslpoded.
just hella-tight clearance, bro.
funny camera angle.

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 22:12
RJ
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Inb4 goocheed

truckdoug wrote:
go fuck yourself, fun hating motherfucker

Sun, 08/22/2010 - 22:33
pirate
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my tarck bike has been through a lot:


Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 00:05
cockbreath

did you end up on your face? broken chains scare me

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 00:29
pirate
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No, my chain dropped and I just ended up coasting mid sprint. Still pretty scary though, I had just ridden into a hectic intersection.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 00:33
dougtruck
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that cracked seat stay is bummertown

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 20:48
VT regularbike
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This was posted on a friend's facebook today.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:37
dougtruck
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haha thats what u get for converting a serotta

vsalon gods strike u down

jk hope that perosn ok

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 11:43
VT regularbike
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She's fine, iirc she got the bike already converted from her at the time boyfriend. Weird thing is it was never crashed to anyone's knowledge and broke while climbing up a hill. The girl definitely do some jackass shit to bikes like powdercoat an old nishiki w/ awesome stock paint battleship fucking gray.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:11
dougtruck
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where it tore makes me think it got 'guchi'd at some point

thats right where the butting is

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 13:24
biek

it looks like there was electircal (?) tape over where it borke on the top tube, to cover a dent or something?

pappaheugwang wrote:
u mad bro?

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 13:35
Face
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biekridder wrote:
it looks like there was electircal (?) tape over where it borke on the top tube, to cover a dent or something?

Mr. Pubes wrote:
i fear that you are so lost in your own asshole that you may never be found again. do you have a flare gun? send for help.

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 13:59
VT regularbike
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Yeah idunno, I think it was meant to be a top tube protector for the bars. I have no idea if it was covering a dent. It's possible.

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 14:37
Rusty Piton
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emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Fri, 09/10/2010 - 11:44
VT regularbike
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ooof

Miguel wrote:
i mean as long as we're spending money, lets just set the wallet on fire ok

Fri, 09/10/2010 - 12:10
everythinghuskie
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asplode supersix

KING OF SPAM. It's ok because I just made a profit off your anger.

Sat, 09/11/2010 - 19:26
Elderbear
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Ready 4 trackends now!!!

johnnyraja wrote:
This is the most pointless conversation ever had on a forum entirely devoted to pointless conversation.

Sun, 09/12/2010 - 22:35
gomen
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not really the bike that exploded but my arm sure as hell did

the peice of metal you see in the xray is a shell casing from a .22 cal bullet from like 2 or 3 years ago that i didnt know was in there.

i ended up destroying my arm and im going to need multiple surgery's. i already had my first and had 4 pins , a plate , some mesh , and a artificial bone.

here 3 days out of the ER and the place where the cut my wrist open to gut me and fill me with metal

what happened was i was coming home late ( 1am) and it was a little wet out and i was sprinting to catch the light at the intersection and my back wheel washed out on a reflector or the reflective strip in the street and i flew a good 25 feet before im pacting directly on my hand. when i looked at my gps (right before i crashed it said i was going 32mph and im sure i was going a little faster when i finally ate it. they almost had to amputate my hand at the ER because the swelling was so bad.

but since felt's are the best bikes ever , the only think that broke/got scratched was just me

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 20:40
Rusty Piton
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^That's brutal. I'd rather break the bike.
Also, how the fuck did a shell casing get lodged in your arm without your knowledge?

emor wrote:
Bicycle commuting is the worst way to get anywhere except for all the other ways.

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 20:54
gomen
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\/

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 23:05
gomen
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i dunno , was usinh a hilti nail gun in some concrete and thought a peice of the ground "jumped up and beut mehha"

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 23:04
pirate
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Gangster.
I like how the bike-induced scar is right next to a bike tattoo.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 23:30
dougtruck
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congratulations, you have successfully shredded serious gnar

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 23:34
liquify
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at what point does the gnar shred you?

Thu, 09/16/2010 - 01:05
pirate
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When you're dead.

Machines were mice and men were lions once upon a time, but now that its the opposite it's twice upon a time.

Thu, 09/16/2010 - 01:34
biek

shred your dead.

pappaheugwang wrote:
u mad bro?

Thu, 09/16/2010 - 02:35

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